Volcanic Sacrifices: 19 days to go...(sorry i was late....)

Welcome to the Criffs of Insanity! She's crass, she's loud, she's obnoxious....but she's got a neat & tidy linen closet. These are the rantings of Keebler Jen...careful...watch out for hot lava.

: Name: jeni; Location: Norwalk, California, United States

who am i? i'm a mom (got 5), a girlfriend (got 1), an ex-wife (got 1), a sister (got 2), a hell of a friend (got a few) & a should-have-been southern belle (will have a plantation one day...). i'm what you would call compulsive about my linen closet & i have an unnatural attachment to my cat fred.

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The Historian - Elizabeth Kostova
A Time for Freedom - Lynne Cheney
Family--The ties that bind & gag! - Erma Bombeck
If life is a bowl of cherries...what am i doing in the pits? - Erma Bombeck
Rise, Let Us Be On Our Way - John Paul II

January 1 - New Years Day

January 4 - Daddy Henry's Birthday

January 20 - Grandma Maria's Birthday

January 20 - Aunt Kathe's Birthday

February 2 - Groundhog Day

February 5 - Super Bowl XL

February 11 - Thaddeus' Birthday

February 14 - Valentine's Day

March 17 - St. Patty's Day

March 29 - Grandpa Horace's Birthday

April 1 - April Fools Day

April 1 - Kristin's Birthday

April 4 - Lea Caroline's Birthday

May 1 - Auntie Kristin's Birthday

May 3 - Grandma Annie's Birthday

May 18 - Nana's Birthday

May 14 - Mother's Day

May 29 - Memorial Day

June 4 - Daddy Dale's Birthday

June 18 - Father's Day

July 4 - Independence Day

July 24 - Nana & Papa's Anniversary

August 4 - Jacob Ethan's Birthday

August 21 - Grandma Dona's Birthday

August 22 - Gabe's Birthday

September 4 - Labor Day

September 17 - Grandma Dona & Grandpa Horace's Anniversary

October 2 - Tanya's Birthday

October 10 - Grandpa Dennis' Birthday

October 26 - Papa's Birthday

October 31 - Halloween

October 31 - Grandpa Ken's Birthday

November 8 - Uncle Bubba's Birthday

November 15 - Jenette's Birthday

November 23 - Happy Turkey Day

November 25 - Jen's hatching day

December 20 - Claudia's Birthday

December 24 - Christmas Eve

December 25 - Christmas Day

December 31 - New Years Eve

keep your closets clean! :)

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Tuesday, December 06, 2005

19 days to go...(sorry i was late....)

Little Saint Nick
Beach Boys

Ooh, Merry Christmas Day
(Christmas comes this time each year)

Well, way up north where the air gets cold
There's a tale about Christmas that you've all been told
And a real famous cat all dressed up in red
And he spends the whole year working out on his sled.

It's the little Saint Nick
(ooh little Saint Nick)
It's the little Saint Nick
(ooh little Saint Nick)

Just a little bobsled,
We call it old Saint Nick.
But she'll walk a toboggan with a 4-speed stick.
She's candy-apple red with a ski for a wheel
And when Santa hits the gas, man, just watch her peel.

It's the little Saint Nick
(ooh little Saint Nick)
It's the little Saint Nick
(ooh little Saint Nick)

A-run-run reindeer
A-run-run reindeer
A-run-run reindeer
A-run-run reindeer
(He don't miss no one)

And hauling through the snow at a frightening speed
With a half a dozen deer with a' Rudy to lead.
He's gotta wear his goggles 'cause the snow really flies
And he's cruising every pad with a little surprise.

It's the little Saint Nick
(ooh little Saint Nick)
It's the little Saint Nick
(ooh little Saint Nick)

Ooh, Merry Christmas Day
(Christmas comes this time each year)