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Name: jeni
Location: Norwalk, California, United States

who am i? i'm a mom (got 5), a girlfriend (got 1), an ex-wife (got 1), a sister (got 2), a hell of a friend (got a few) & a should-have-been southern belle (will have a plantation one day...). i'm what you would call compulsive about my linen closet & i have an unnatural attachment to my cat fred.

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Prior Keebler Rants

  • Thursday Thirteen.....
  • just
  • moving news....
  • WTG MOMMA!!
  • diet dilemma
  • Grandma's Cures
  • alright....
  • Thursday Thirteen.....
  • its time....
  • the '05 year in review....

Older Rants

  • November 2005
  • December 2005
  • January 2006
  • February 2006
  • March 2006
  • Books on my nightstand

  • The Historian - Elizabeth Kostova
  • A Time for Freedom - Lynne Cheney
  • Family--The ties that bind & gag! - Erma Bombeck
  • If life is a bowl of cherries...what am i doing in the pits? - Erma Bombeck
  • Rise, Let Us Be On Our Way - John Paul II
  • dates that are important to me

  • January 1 - New Years Day
  • January 4 - Daddy Henry's Birthday
  • January 20 - Grandma Maria's Birthday
  • January 20 - Aunt Kathe's Birthday
  • February 2 - Groundhog Day
  • February 5 - Super Bowl XL
  • February 11 - Thaddeus' Birthday
  • February 14 - Valentine's Day
  • March 17 - St. Patty's Day
  • March 29 - Grandpa Horace's Birthday
  • April 1 - April Fools Day
  • April 1 - Kristin's Birthday
  • April 4 - Lea Caroline's Birthday
  • May 1 - Auntie Kristin's Birthday
  • May 3 - Grandma Annie's Birthday
  • May 18 - Nana's Birthday
  • May 14 - Mother's Day
  • May 29 - Memorial Day
  • June 4 - Daddy Dale's Birthday
  • June 18 - Father's Day
  • July 4 - Independence Day
  • July 24 - Nana & Papa's Anniversary
  • August 4 - Jacob Ethan's Birthday
  • August 21 - Grandma Dona's Birthday
  • August 22 - Gabe's Birthday
  • September 4 - Labor Day
  • September 17 - Grandma Dona & Grandpa Horace's Anniversary
  • October 2 - Tanya's Birthday
  • October 10 - Grandpa Dennis' Birthday
  • October 26 - Papa's Birthday
  • October 31 - Halloween
  • October 31 - Grandpa Ken's Birthday
  • November 8 - Uncle Bubba's Birthday
  • November 15 - Jenette's Birthday
  • November 23 - Happy Turkey Day
  • November 25 - Jen's hatching day
  • December 20 - Claudia's Birthday
  • December 24 - Christmas Eve
  • December 25 - Christmas Day
  • December 31 - New Years Eve
  • keep your closets clean! :)

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Friday, January 13, 2006

Friday Four..but delayed to Saturday




the friday four meme (but posted on saturday due to a rather intense & nasty migraine yesterday...) with pertinent information all about moi! :)

FOUR JOBS YOU HAVE HAD IN YOUR LIFE:
1. teacher's assistant
2. jr. dispatcher for the vg police department
3. administrative assistant for a ceo
4. jr. salesman for a metals firm

FOUR MOVIES YOU WOULD WATCH OVER AND OVER:
1. young frankenstein. - i love this movie. mel brooks was a directorial genius! :) and i love the pairing of teri garr & gene wilder.
2. the bishop's wife - with david niven, cary grant & loretta young. classic B&W holiday flick that i watch religiously (albeit secretly) year round. its my all time favorite movie. about an angel who comes to help a bishop but falls in love with his wife. its great. and besides....cary grant is like (well was...) the hottest man on the planet. (aside from dc)
3. airplane! - yes, i know its a stupid movie. but its hilarious. and i love puns (you should see me on the jungle cruise at d-land). and besides that, my brother & i know pretty much the whole movie by heart. we will call the other if its on (or we've got the DVD in...) and run lines with the other. yes, i am serious. and don't call me shirley.
4. indiana jones - any one of the installations. being an avid amateur archeologist (well....wanna be at least) i love watching these over & over. and again, hot leading man.

FOUR PLACES YOU HAVE LIVED:
1. hickory, north carolina
2. virginia gardens, florida
3. miami beach, florida
4. los angeles, california

FOUR TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH:
1. mythbusters. - these guys are GREAT!! i swear, they've got the best job on the planet. breaking shit & blowing shit up. what's better than that?!?!?!?
2. house - i'm not one for medical shows (i was never an ER devotee) but i love hugh laurie & he's a riot
3. american chopper - mikey has my vote for president. and i just love senior & how he's always pissed off at everyone....especially paulie. and although i'm not a chopper fanatic, i appreciate the art that they are.
4. the news - anywhere. lol! i am an information junkie. i gotta know whats going on & where. i'm obsessed with it.

FOUR PLACES YOU HAVE BEEN ON VACATION:
1. sanibel island, florida
2. washington dc
3. san fransisco, california
4. key west, florida

FOUR WEBSITES YOU VISIT DAILY:
1. DC Roe
2. eBay - i am a bargain shopaholic
3. Second Starr to the Right
4. Hallmark - i love to send ecards & shop here! :)

FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS:
1. italian - i LOVE me some pasta!! good lord, no wonder i'm the weight i am.
2. mexican - i can make killer fish tacos. and man am i going to miss casa gamino.
3. french - give me gooey, cheesy, oozing with creme sauce. i love it. how i miss Ste. Michele's in Coral Gables.
4. american - deep down in this cultured girl is one who loves a plain old, greasy, cheesy burger. and chili dogs!!

FOUR PLACES YOU WOULD RATHER BE RIGHT NOW:
1. my mom's house - no matter how much we argue or how much i say i can't stand her....her house is a comfort zone for me. and i miss it so much. nothing was ever all that bad once i was at home at mommy's house.
2. moon stone beach, california - its in cambria. and its TO DIE FOR. absolutely breathtaking. DC & i spent a weekend there last year. it was heavenly. great wine, great food, nicer than hell people, fantastic art. i loved it!
3. valley of the kings - being a avid egypt fanatic (and hopefully one day an egyptologist), this is my shangri-la.
4. the bahamas - man i miss those beaches! :)

FOUR BLOGGERS YOU ARE TAGGING:
i'm not going to do that, since no one ever tags me. lol!!

but i'd like to see some more 4's done!! :)

posted by jeni at 8:41 AM

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