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Name: jeni
Location: Norwalk, California, United States

who am i? i'm a mom (got 5), a girlfriend (got 1), an ex-wife (got 1), a sister (got 2), a hell of a friend (got a few) & a should-have-been southern belle (will have a plantation one day...). i'm what you would call compulsive about my linen closet & i have an unnatural attachment to my cat fred.

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Prior Keebler Rants

  • NYE!!!
  • she tagged me.....damn.....
  • whew!
  • MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
  • IT'S 1!! WE'RE DONE!!
  • only 2 more to do, as she opens the flue...
  • 3 there be, as she lights up the tree
  • 4 more as she heads for the door....
  • last night... (and mini rant....)
  • 10 things about Claudia...

Older Rants

  • November 2005
  • December 2005
  • January 2006
  • February 2006
  • March 2006
  • Books on my nightstand

  • The Historian - Elizabeth Kostova
  • A Time for Freedom - Lynne Cheney
  • Family--The ties that bind & gag! - Erma Bombeck
  • If life is a bowl of cherries...what am i doing in the pits? - Erma Bombeck
  • Rise, Let Us Be On Our Way - John Paul II
  • dates that are important to me

  • January 1 - New Years Day
  • January 4 - Daddy Henry's Birthday
  • January 20 - Grandma Maria's Birthday
  • January 20 - Aunt Kathe's Birthday
  • February 2 - Groundhog Day
  • February 5 - Super Bowl XL
  • February 11 - Thaddeus' Birthday
  • February 14 - Valentine's Day
  • March 17 - St. Patty's Day
  • March 29 - Grandpa Horace's Birthday
  • April 1 - April Fools Day
  • April 1 - Kristin's Birthday
  • April 4 - Lea Caroline's Birthday
  • May 1 - Auntie Kristin's Birthday
  • May 3 - Grandma Annie's Birthday
  • May 18 - Nana's Birthday
  • May 14 - Mother's Day
  • May 29 - Memorial Day
  • June 4 - Daddy Dale's Birthday
  • June 18 - Father's Day
  • July 4 - Independence Day
  • July 24 - Nana & Papa's Anniversary
  • August 4 - Jacob Ethan's Birthday
  • August 21 - Grandma Dona's Birthday
  • August 22 - Gabe's Birthday
  • September 4 - Labor Day
  • September 17 - Grandma Dona & Grandpa Horace's Anniversary
  • October 2 - Tanya's Birthday
  • October 10 - Grandpa Dennis' Birthday
  • October 26 - Papa's Birthday
  • October 31 - Halloween
  • October 31 - Grandpa Ken's Birthday
  • November 8 - Uncle Bubba's Birthday
  • November 15 - Jenette's Birthday
  • November 23 - Happy Turkey Day
  • November 25 - Jen's hatching day
  • December 20 - Claudia's Birthday
  • December 24 - Christmas Eve
  • December 25 - Christmas Day
  • December 31 - New Years Eve
  • keep your closets clean! :)

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Tuesday, January 03, 2006

the '05 year in review....

so, i was over at shan's and she had this cute list so i figured, hell....i'll borrow it (i borrow lots from shan....good thing for her, we don't live next door ;) .)

its the 2005 rundown......

january - went to er via ambulance on NYD. what a way to kick off the year, huh? i wind up layed up for about a week with a non-responsive back. kid are monsters, house goes uncleaned. oh joy. oh yeah, daddy henry has a birthday, so does aunt kat & grandma maria.

february - its the big v-day. nothing special. we're broke & getting ready to move. packing starts. house looks like a tornado. kids are monsters, house goes uncleaned. i'm in convulsions because of this. back seems to be improving.

march - its the luck'o'the irish month. so that means i've got to make corned beef & green beer. we're still packing. have i mentioned i hate moving? and this isn't the last time. gabe & claudia celebrate their first holy communion. oh yeah, the back goes out again. so i spend yet another week in traction. oh joy.

april - its easter. time to make baskets. my lea has her 5th birthday. MOVING DAY! oh joy...the back is acting up. we have visitors -- dona & horace, dale's parents. 1st visit in eons.... we head off to the mouse house! :) disneyland is so much easier when you're in a scooter! :) now starts unpacking. oh joy

may - mother's day month. dale changes jobs. happy birthdays this month to aunt kristin & nana! :) house is very tornado like. have i mentioned i hate moving? most of the boxes are gone. i'm off to the ortho for a consult. keeping fingers (and spine) crossed.

june - papa turns 33! its hotter than hades here in los angeles. the house is coming around. we paint the kids room in an undersea theme. school ends for claudia & gabe. ortho sends me to pain management for injections. hope they work! :)

july - we celebrate america's birthday at auntie dawn's house. pool, food, fireworks. we go to the beach. ALOT. its hotter now than last month. the house looks like a disaster area again. i'm redecorating. the back is twiching.

august - jake is 3 on the 4!! gabe hits 8 on the 22!! we head to universal studios for their collective birthdays....turns out to be one of the hottest days on record. oh joy. we're all dying. where is the nick portion with the water?? BTS shopping! :) dale starts a new career in the mortgage industry as data manager! :)

september - school starts! :) lea is now officially in school as a kinder! claudia is in 4th & gabe in 3rd. jake gets moved to a new teacher. let's see what happens. its cooling off some! :) let's hope fall starts early! :)

october - its hot again. bummer. its also halloween & both grandpa ken's & pop's birthdays! :) we garner tons of the sweet stuff on our romp. the kids have parties all over. jake is a hit with his pillsbury costume. shots have done nothing but make back worse. oh joy.

november - mom hits 33....oh crap. jenette is now legal....18. oh crap. jenny gets a job! :) she's a target girl! turkey day goes off without a hitch. am referred to a neuro. he says there is nothing he can do. its not severe enough (@@!!) yet. well, THATS A RELIEF!! not. its still hot as hell. where is my fall?!?!?!?!?

december - almost the end of the line. thank the maker. claudia is now a double digit kid.....10! we get ready for christmas. there isn't enough time. the house is finally all clean & looks FABU....even though i really need a house. i'll make do for now..... NYE is here! :) chris, gordon & the boys come over. its a fun night. they leave at 11. the kids bathe & we all wait for midnight. i can't believe they're all awake! i can't believe the year is over!! its now 2006. its raining. oh joy.....nice way to start off the year.....well, at least i'm not in the ER......i feel the back start to twich.......

happy 2006 everyone! :) make it a great year!

look for new adventures in the YIR '06 as the graciano-roe zoo head east! :) we're off to NC - this july!!


The Zoo wish you & yours a Happy & Prosperous New Year!

posted by jeni at 1:53 PM

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