Welcome to the Criffs of Insanity! She's crass, she's loud, she's obnoxious....but she's got a neat & tidy linen closet. These are the rantings of Keebler Jen...careful...watch out for hot lava.



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Name: jeni
Location: Norwalk, California, United States

who am i? i'm a mom (got 5), a girlfriend (got 1), an ex-wife (got 1), a sister (got 2), a hell of a friend (got a few) & a should-have-been southern belle (will have a plantation one day...). i'm what you would call compulsive about my linen closet & i have an unnatural attachment to my cat fred.

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Prior Keebler Rants

  • MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
  • IT'S 1!! WE'RE DONE!!
  • only 2 more to do, as she opens the flue...
  • 3 there be, as she lights up the tree
  • 4 more as she heads for the door....
  • last night... (and mini rant....)
  • 10 things about Claudia...
  • it all started....
  • 5 more days....oh jesus....
  • yikes! only 6 more left!!!

Older Rants

  • November 2005
  • December 2005
  • January 2006
  • February 2006
  • March 2006
  • Books on my nightstand

  • The Historian - Elizabeth Kostova
  • A Time for Freedom - Lynne Cheney
  • Family--The ties that bind & gag! - Erma Bombeck
  • If life is a bowl of cherries...what am i doing in the pits? - Erma Bombeck
  • Rise, Let Us Be On Our Way - John Paul II
  • dates that are important to me

  • January 1 - New Years Day
  • January 4 - Daddy Henry's Birthday
  • January 20 - Grandma Maria's Birthday
  • January 20 - Aunt Kathe's Birthday
  • February 2 - Groundhog Day
  • February 5 - Super Bowl XL
  • February 11 - Thaddeus' Birthday
  • February 14 - Valentine's Day
  • March 17 - St. Patty's Day
  • March 29 - Grandpa Horace's Birthday
  • April 1 - April Fools Day
  • April 1 - Kristin's Birthday
  • April 4 - Lea Caroline's Birthday
  • May 1 - Auntie Kristin's Birthday
  • May 3 - Grandma Annie's Birthday
  • May 18 - Nana's Birthday
  • May 14 - Mother's Day
  • May 29 - Memorial Day
  • June 4 - Daddy Dale's Birthday
  • June 18 - Father's Day
  • July 4 - Independence Day
  • July 24 - Nana & Papa's Anniversary
  • August 4 - Jacob Ethan's Birthday
  • August 21 - Grandma Dona's Birthday
  • August 22 - Gabe's Birthday
  • September 4 - Labor Day
  • September 17 - Grandma Dona & Grandpa Horace's Anniversary
  • October 2 - Tanya's Birthday
  • October 10 - Grandpa Dennis' Birthday
  • October 26 - Papa's Birthday
  • October 31 - Halloween
  • October 31 - Grandpa Ken's Birthday
  • November 8 - Uncle Bubba's Birthday
  • November 15 - Jenette's Birthday
  • November 23 - Happy Turkey Day
  • November 25 - Jen's hatching day
  • December 20 - Claudia's Birthday
  • December 24 - Christmas Eve
  • December 25 - Christmas Day
  • December 31 - New Years Eve
  • keep your closets clean! :)

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Monday, December 26, 2005

whew!

i don't know about you all, but i am bushed. what a melee!!

the kids, of course, got way too much stuff. but it was totally fun. and totally worth it. this was the first year that jake really understood what was going on. and it was a BLAST!! he had such a great day. and got tons of cool stuff. he was totally thrilled with everything he got.

my other monsters were spoiled just as well. they all loved what they had garnered from the jolly old elf. and if you read DC's post...about my wonderlings trying to "trap" santa ( and know just how kooky that was....).....they were FLIPPIN' THRILLED to see that santa had not only eaten his cookies.....but that he had set off the trap & had spent a few seconds spelling out (in the snare-trapping wooden blocks) " S A N T A D R O P P E D B Y 1 2 - 2 5 " right in front of the tree.

dc spoiled me rotten (as he was NOT supposed to do...but hell...i won't argue....) and i got way too much loot. my future MIL bought me an AWESOME MP3 player (jesus those things are tiny!!!) and its already filled with my 80's rock & disco!! (much to the chagrin of my jenny & dale.....i was singing at the top of my lungs....)

<-----------is not a singer......no way, no how. will leave that to dale & dona. :)

dale got exactly what he wanted. books, movies & donald paraphanalia. can't go wrong for him at all.

we had a lovely dinner....even henry was nice. which was really a first.

but most of all, i was in the christmas mood. FINALLY. i had all my kids, my love, my cats & my self. we were all together. and next christmas proves to be better than this one....hopefully there will be a bigger, more extended family gathered around my christmas tree.

i hope that everyone had a great holiday. i know i did. i learned a few things this season. had a few good experiences, had a few bad ones, had a few humbled ones. i'm looking forward to the new year. i'm ready to usher in a brand new year. ready to let go of this one....really ready.

now i've got to figure out where all their new shit is going to go. whee. and clean the house in preparation for ringing in 2006. it's already shaping up to be a PITA. oh joy.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!! :)

posted by jeni at 10:11 PM

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