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Name: jeni
Location: Norwalk, California, United States

who am i? i'm a mom (got 5), a girlfriend (got 1), an ex-wife (got 1), a sister (got 2), a hell of a friend (got a few) & a should-have-been southern belle (will have a plantation one day...). i'm what you would call compulsive about my linen closet & i have an unnatural attachment to my cat fred.

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Prior Keebler Rants

  • 7 days doth a week make....
  • holiday meme III
  • 8 days left.....
  • love....
  • 9 days & counting....
  • only 10 shopping days left boys & girls!!
  • 11 frantic & festive days left...
  • holiday edition meme
  • 12 days to go....
  • 13 days.....

Older Rants

  • November 2005
  • December 2005
  • January 2006
  • February 2006
  • March 2006
  • Books on my nightstand

  • The Historian - Elizabeth Kostova
  • A Time for Freedom - Lynne Cheney
  • Family--The ties that bind & gag! - Erma Bombeck
  • If life is a bowl of cherries...what am i doing in the pits? - Erma Bombeck
  • Rise, Let Us Be On Our Way - John Paul II
  • dates that are important to me

  • January 1 - New Years Day
  • January 4 - Daddy Henry's Birthday
  • January 20 - Grandma Maria's Birthday
  • January 20 - Aunt Kathe's Birthday
  • February 2 - Groundhog Day
  • February 5 - Super Bowl XL
  • February 11 - Thaddeus' Birthday
  • February 14 - Valentine's Day
  • March 17 - St. Patty's Day
  • March 29 - Grandpa Horace's Birthday
  • April 1 - April Fools Day
  • April 1 - Kristin's Birthday
  • April 4 - Lea Caroline's Birthday
  • May 1 - Auntie Kristin's Birthday
  • May 3 - Grandma Annie's Birthday
  • May 18 - Nana's Birthday
  • May 14 - Mother's Day
  • May 29 - Memorial Day
  • June 4 - Daddy Dale's Birthday
  • June 18 - Father's Day
  • July 4 - Independence Day
  • July 24 - Nana & Papa's Anniversary
  • August 4 - Jacob Ethan's Birthday
  • August 21 - Grandma Dona's Birthday
  • August 22 - Gabe's Birthday
  • September 4 - Labor Day
  • September 17 - Grandma Dona & Grandpa Horace's Anniversary
  • October 2 - Tanya's Birthday
  • October 10 - Grandpa Dennis' Birthday
  • October 26 - Papa's Birthday
  • October 31 - Halloween
  • October 31 - Grandpa Ken's Birthday
  • November 8 - Uncle Bubba's Birthday
  • November 15 - Jenette's Birthday
  • November 23 - Happy Turkey Day
  • November 25 - Jen's hatching day
  • December 20 - Claudia's Birthday
  • December 24 - Christmas Eve
  • December 25 - Christmas Day
  • December 31 - New Years Eve
  • keep your closets clean! :)

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Monday, December 19, 2005

yikes! only 6 more left!!!


and you know the funny thing?? I'M TOTALLY CALM! WTF!?!?!?!?!? what has happened to me? it's weird....like invasion of the body snatchers...lol!! i'm totally calm, only have 1/2 of my christmas presents done, tomorrow is claudia's 10th birthday, i haven't got her presents yet, i am coming down with a cold, its gotten hot again, the house is a mess, jenette stayed out too late last night, i have to pee, the kids outside are begging to come in to bake cookies and i've been dancing to disco all afternoon.

why am i not anal-retentively freaking the hell out??? dale, did you spike my tea?

oh well, todays submission is a song that just has to be on my list. a beloved classic with an even more classic cartoon. i give you....

Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer

Words by Robert L. May (c) 1947
Music by Johnny Marks

You know Dasher and Dancer
And Prancer and Vixen,
Comet and Cupid
And Donner and Blitzen.
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all?


Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it..
You would even say it glows.


All of the other reindeer,
Used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say--
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?

Then all the reindeer loved him.
And they shouted out with glee!
"Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
You'll go down in history!"

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
(reindeer)
Had a very shiny nose
(like a light bulb)
And if you ever saw it
(saw it)
You would even say it glows
(like a flash light)

All of the other reindeer
(reindeer)
Used to laugh and call him names
(like Pinochio)
They never let poor Rudolph
(Rudolph)
Join in any reindeer games
(like Monopoly)

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
(Ho Ho Ho)
Rudolph with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?

Then all the reindeer loved him
(loved him)
And they shouted out with glee
(like toothpaste)
"Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
(reindeer)
You'll go down in history!"
(like George Washington!)

posted by jeni at 4:15 PM

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