Welcome to the Criffs of Insanity! She's crass, she's loud, she's obnoxious....but she's got a neat & tidy linen closet. These are the rantings of Keebler Jen...careful...watch out for hot lava.
who am i? i'm a mom (got 5), a girlfriend (got 1), an ex-wife (got 1), a sister (got 2), a hell of a friend (got a few) & a should-have-been southern belle (will have a plantation one day...). i'm what you would call compulsive about my linen closet & i have an unnatural attachment to my cat fred.
and you know the funny thing?? I'M TOTALLY CALM! WTF!?!?!?!?!? what has happened to me? it's weird....like invasion of the body snatchers...lol!! i'm totally calm, only have 1/2 of my christmas presents done, tomorrow is claudia's 10th birthday, i haven't got her presents yet, i am coming down with a cold, its gotten hot again, the house is a mess, jenette stayed out too late last night, i have to pee, the kids outside are begging to come in to bake cookies and i've been dancing to disco all afternoon.
why am i not anal-retentively freaking the hell out??? dale, did you spike my tea?
oh well, todays submission is a song that just has to be on my list. a beloved classic with an even more classic cartoon. i give you....
Words by Robert L. May (c) 1947 Music by Johnny Marks
You know Dasher and Dancer And Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid And Donner and Blitzen. But do you recall The most famous reindeer of all?
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer Had a very shiny nose And if you ever saw it.. You would even say it glows. All of the other reindeer, Used to laugh and call him names. They never let poor Rudolph Join in any reindeer games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve Santa came to say-- Rudolph with your nose so bright, Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
Then all the reindeer loved him. And they shouted out with glee! "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer You'll go down in history!"
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer (reindeer) Had a very shiny nose (like a light bulb) And if you ever saw it (saw it) You would even say it glows (like a flash light)
All of the other reindeer (reindeer) Used to laugh and call him names (like Pinochio) They never let poor Rudolph (Rudolph) Join in any reindeer games (like Monopoly)
Then one foggy Christmas Eve Santa came to say (Ho Ho Ho) Rudolph with your nose so bright Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
Then all the reindeer loved him (loved him) And they shouted out with glee (like toothpaste) "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer (reindeer) You'll go down in history!" (like George Washington!)
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