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Name: jeni
Location: Norwalk, California, United States

who am i? i'm a mom (got 5), a girlfriend (got 1), an ex-wife (got 1), a sister (got 2), a hell of a friend (got a few) & a should-have-been southern belle (will have a plantation one day...). i'm what you would call compulsive about my linen closet & i have an unnatural attachment to my cat fred.

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Prior Keebler Rants

  • love....
  • 9 days & counting....
  • only 10 shopping days left boys & girls!!
  • 11 frantic & festive days left...
  • holiday edition meme
  • 12 days to go....
  • 13 days.....
  • 14 days....
  • 15 days...
  • 16 days....and possibly feeling the spirit...

Older Rants

  • November 2005
  • December 2005
  • January 2006
  • February 2006
  • March 2006

    • Books on my nightstand

  • The Historian - Elizabeth Kostova
  • A Time for Freedom - Lynne Cheney
  • Family--The ties that bind & gag! - Erma Bombeck
  • If life is a bowl of cherries...what am i doing in the pits? - Erma Bombeck
  • Rise, Let Us Be On Our Way - John Paul II

    • dates that are important to me

  • January 1 - New Years Day
  • January 4 - Daddy Henry's Birthday
  • January 20 - Grandma Maria's Birthday
  • January 20 - Aunt Kathe's Birthday
  • February 2 - Groundhog Day
  • February 5 - Super Bowl XL
  • February 11 - Thaddeus' Birthday
  • February 14 - Valentine's Day
  • March 17 - St. Patty's Day
  • March 29 - Grandpa Horace's Birthday
  • April 1 - April Fools Day
  • April 1 - Kristin's Birthday
  • April 4 - Lea Caroline's Birthday
  • May 1 - Auntie Kristin's Birthday
  • May 3 - Grandma Annie's Birthday
  • May 18 - Nana's Birthday
  • May 14 - Mother's Day
  • May 29 - Memorial Day
  • June 4 - Daddy Dale's Birthday
  • June 18 - Father's Day
  • July 4 - Independence Day
  • July 24 - Nana & Papa's Anniversary
  • August 4 - Jacob Ethan's Birthday
  • August 21 - Grandma Dona's Birthday
  • August 22 - Gabe's Birthday
  • September 4 - Labor Day
  • September 17 - Grandma Dona & Grandpa Horace's Anniversary
  • October 2 - Tanya's Birthday
  • October 10 - Grandpa Dennis' Birthday
  • October 26 - Papa's Birthday
  • October 31 - Halloween
  • October 31 - Grandpa Ken's Birthday
  • November 8 - Uncle Bubba's Birthday
  • November 15 - Jenette's Birthday
  • November 23 - Happy Turkey Day
  • November 25 - Jen's hatching day
  • December 20 - Claudia's Birthday
  • December 24 - Christmas Eve
  • December 25 - Christmas Day
  • December 31 - New Years Eve
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Saturday, December 17, 2005

8 days left.....


i am a woman on a mission.....of maddness.

did you all know that my lovely 2nd eldest daughter's 10th birthday is this coming tuesday?!?!?? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST 10 YEARS?!?!?!?!? i am in serious panic mode folks. i can't believe that my poohbear is going to be 10. it seems like just yesterday, she was a preemie. and here she is.....loud, obnoxious, opinionated......good lord, SHE'S ME!!! oh no......

well, for today's submission, i give you one of claudia's favorites.....

Percy the Puny Poinsettia
by Elmo & Patsy

Percy, the puny poinsettia
sitting with gloom and dismay.

If they had just kept him "wetta"
he'd be a houseplant today.

Folks like the other plants "betta"
now he's alone on the shelf.

Even a plant with no Uncle orAunt
shouldn't spendChristmas day by himself!

posted by jeni at 3:42 PM

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