About Me

Name: jeni

Location: Norwalk, California, United States

who am i? i'm a mom (got 5), a girlfriend (got 1), an ex-wife (got 1), a sister (got 2), a hell of a friend (got a few) & a should-have-been southern belle (will have a plantation one day...). i'm what you would call compulsive about my linen closet & i have an unnatural attachment to my cat fred.

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Prior Keebler Rants

• 15 days...
• 16 days....and possibly feeling the spirit...
• 17 days to go....and i'm in a miserable mood.
• 18 days... (please turn up your volume & LET IT LO...
• as dc says...
• 19 days to go...(sorry i was late....)
• explanation...
• 20 days to go....
• drama queen goes overtime...
• 21 days to go....

Older Rants

• November 2005
• December 2005
• January 2006
• February 2006
• March 2006


Books on my nightstand

• The Historian - Elizabeth Kostova
• A Time for Freedom - Lynne Cheney
• Family--The ties that bind & gag! - Erma Bombeck
• If life is a bowl of cherries...what am i doing in the pits? - Erma Bombeck
• Rise, Let Us Be On Our Way - John Paul II


dates that are important to me

• January 1 - New Years Day
• January 4 - Daddy Henry's Birthday
• January 20 - Grandma Maria's Birthday
• January 20 - Aunt Kathe's Birthday
• February 2 - Groundhog Day
• February 5 - Super Bowl XL
• February 11 - Thaddeus' Birthday
• February 14 - Valentine's Day
• March 17 - St. Patty's Day
• March 29 - Grandpa Horace's Birthday
• April 1 - April Fools Day
• April 1 - Kristin's Birthday
• April 4 - Lea Caroline's Birthday
• May 1 - Auntie Kristin's Birthday
• May 3 - Grandma Annie's Birthday
• May 18 - Nana's Birthday
• May 14 - Mother's Day
• May 29 - Memorial Day
• June 4 - Daddy Dale's Birthday
• June 18 - Father's Day
• July 4 - Independence Day
• July 24 - Nana & Papa's Anniversary
• August 4 - Jacob Ethan's Birthday
• August 21 - Grandma Dona's Birthday
• August 22 - Gabe's Birthday
• September 4 - Labor Day
• September 17 - Grandma Dona & Grandpa Horace's Anniversary
• October 2 - Tanya's Birthday
• October 10 - Grandpa Dennis' Birthday
• October 26 - Papa's Birthday
• October 31 - Halloween
• October 31 - Grandpa Ken's Birthday
• November 8 - Uncle Bubba's Birthday
• November 15 - Jenette's Birthday
• November 23 - Happy Turkey Day
• November 25 - Jen's hatching day
• December 20 - Claudia's Birthday
• December 24 - Christmas Eve
• December 25 - Christmas Day
• December 31 - New Years Eve




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