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Name: jeni
Location: Norwalk, California, United States

who am i? i'm a mom (got 5), a girlfriend (got 1), an ex-wife (got 1), a sister (got 2), a hell of a friend (got a few) & a should-have-been southern belle (will have a plantation one day...). i'm what you would call compulsive about my linen closet & i have an unnatural attachment to my cat fred.

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Prior Keebler Rants

  • 16 days....and possibly feeling the spirit...
  • 17 days to go....and i'm in a miserable mood.
  • 18 days... (please turn up your volume & LET IT LO...
  • as dc says...
  • 19 days to go...(sorry i was late....)
  • explanation...
  • 20 days to go....
  • drama queen goes overtime...
  • 21 days to go....
  • remember....

Older Rants

  • November 2005
  • December 2005
  • January 2006
  • February 2006
  • March 2006

    • Books on my nightstand

  • The Historian - Elizabeth Kostova
  • A Time for Freedom - Lynne Cheney
  • Family--The ties that bind & gag! - Erma Bombeck
  • If life is a bowl of cherries...what am i doing in the pits? - Erma Bombeck
  • Rise, Let Us Be On Our Way - John Paul II

    • dates that are important to me

  • January 1 - New Years Day
  • January 4 - Daddy Henry's Birthday
  • January 20 - Grandma Maria's Birthday
  • January 20 - Aunt Kathe's Birthday
  • February 2 - Groundhog Day
  • February 5 - Super Bowl XL
  • February 11 - Thaddeus' Birthday
  • February 14 - Valentine's Day
  • March 17 - St. Patty's Day
  • March 29 - Grandpa Horace's Birthday
  • April 1 - April Fools Day
  • April 1 - Kristin's Birthday
  • April 4 - Lea Caroline's Birthday
  • May 1 - Auntie Kristin's Birthday
  • May 3 - Grandma Annie's Birthday
  • May 18 - Nana's Birthday
  • May 14 - Mother's Day
  • May 29 - Memorial Day
  • June 4 - Daddy Dale's Birthday
  • June 18 - Father's Day
  • July 4 - Independence Day
  • July 24 - Nana & Papa's Anniversary
  • August 4 - Jacob Ethan's Birthday
  • August 21 - Grandma Dona's Birthday
  • August 22 - Gabe's Birthday
  • September 4 - Labor Day
  • September 17 - Grandma Dona & Grandpa Horace's Anniversary
  • October 2 - Tanya's Birthday
  • October 10 - Grandpa Dennis' Birthday
  • October 26 - Papa's Birthday
  • October 31 - Halloween
  • October 31 - Grandpa Ken's Birthday
  • November 8 - Uncle Bubba's Birthday
  • November 15 - Jenette's Birthday
  • November 23 - Happy Turkey Day
  • November 25 - Jen's hatching day
  • December 20 - Claudia's Birthday
  • December 24 - Christmas Eve
  • December 25 - Christmas Day
  • December 31 - New Years Eve
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Saturday, December 10, 2005

15 days...


todays submission.....this is what i need.....someone find me the Mormon Tabernacle Choir! :)




We Need A Little Christmas

Haul out the holly
Put up the tree before my spirit falls again
Fill up the stockings
I may be rushing things but,
deck the halls again now...

For we need a little Christmas,
Right this very minute.
Candles in the window,
Carols at the spinet...
Yes, we need a little Christmas
Right this very minute....

It hasn't snowed a single flurry
But Santa, dear, we're in a hurry

Climb down the chimney,
Put up the brightest string of lights I've ever seen!
Slice up the fruitcake,
It's time we hung some tinsel on that evergreen bough!

For I've grown a little leaner...
Grown a little colder...
Grown a little sadder...
Grown a little older...
And I need a little angel...
Sitting on my shoulder...
We need a little Christmas now!

For we need a little music...
Need a little laughter...
Need a little singing...
Ringing through the rafters...
And we need a little snappy...
"Happy ever after"
We need a little Christmas now!

posted by jeni at 10:20 AM

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