Welcome to the Criffs of Insanity! She's crass, she's loud, she's obnoxious....but she's got a neat & tidy linen closet. These are the rantings of Keebler Jen...careful...watch out for hot lava.
who am i? i'm a mom (got 5), a girlfriend (got 1), an ex-wife (got 1), a sister (got 2), a hell of a friend (got a few) & a should-have-been southern belle (will have a plantation one day...). i'm what you would call compulsive about my linen closet & i have an unnatural attachment to my cat fred.
is going to the ER at 12:30 with your 18 year old daughter who is having a stress induced migraine. only to be the entertainment for her friends & the medical crew.
and to not get any sleep, cause you're busy doting over said 18 year old for 6+ hours. (who is now reduced to a blubbering pile of jelly...)
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