Volcanic Sacrifices: 11 frantic & festive days left...

so, what do YOU have left to do before the inevitable? (kids bitching cause they didn't get what they asked for....)

as for me....i've basically got EVERYTHING left to do!! LOL!! i've got no santa presents, haven't gotten the kids any clothes, don't have things for my friend(s) .....oh my god becky.....someone shoot me.

CHRISTMAS IS 11 FRICKEN DAYS FROM NOW!!

and for todays submission, one of my favorites from my childhood....(OH MOMMY!!! ((VBEG)) ...and yes, my brother's name is john, i did break tons of shit on his head...just not a bat...lol! sorry bubba! I LOVE YOU!!)

Nuttin' For Christmas
S. Tepper, R. Bennett (c) 1955

I broke my bat on Johnny's head;
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid a frog in sister's bed;
Somebody snitched on me.

I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug;
I made Tommy eat a bug;
Bought some gum with a penny slug;
Somebody snitched on me.

Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

I put a tack on teacher's chair
somebody snitched on me.
I tied a knot in Susie's hair
somebody snitched on me.

I did a dance on Mommy's plants
climbed a tree and tore my pants
Filled the sugar bowl with ants
somebody snitched on me.

So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

I won't be seeing Santa Claus;
Somebody snitched on me.
He won't come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me.

Next year I'll be going straight;
Next year I'll be good, just wait
I'd start right now, but it's too late;
Somebody snitched on me.

So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas!!

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