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Name: jeni
Location: Norwalk, California, United States

who am i? i'm a mom (got 5), a girlfriend (got 1), an ex-wife (got 1), a sister (got 2), a hell of a friend (got a few) & a should-have-been southern belle (will have a plantation one day...). i'm what you would call compulsive about my linen closet & i have an unnatural attachment to my cat fred.

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Prior Keebler Rants

  • 12 days to go....
  • 13 days.....
  • 14 days....
  • 15 days...
  • 16 days....and possibly feeling the spirit...
  • 17 days to go....and i'm in a miserable mood.
  • 18 days... (please turn up your volume & LET IT LO...
  • as dc says...
  • 19 days to go...(sorry i was late....)
  • explanation...

Older Rants

  • November 2005
  • December 2005
  • January 2006
  • February 2006
  • March 2006
  • Books on my nightstand

  • The Historian - Elizabeth Kostova
  • A Time for Freedom - Lynne Cheney
  • Family--The ties that bind & gag! - Erma Bombeck
  • If life is a bowl of cherries...what am i doing in the pits? - Erma Bombeck
  • Rise, Let Us Be On Our Way - John Paul II
  • dates that are important to me

  • January 1 - New Years Day
  • January 4 - Daddy Henry's Birthday
  • January 20 - Grandma Maria's Birthday
  • January 20 - Aunt Kathe's Birthday
  • February 2 - Groundhog Day
  • February 5 - Super Bowl XL
  • February 11 - Thaddeus' Birthday
  • February 14 - Valentine's Day
  • March 17 - St. Patty's Day
  • March 29 - Grandpa Horace's Birthday
  • April 1 - April Fools Day
  • April 1 - Kristin's Birthday
  • April 4 - Lea Caroline's Birthday
  • May 1 - Auntie Kristin's Birthday
  • May 3 - Grandma Annie's Birthday
  • May 18 - Nana's Birthday
  • May 14 - Mother's Day
  • May 29 - Memorial Day
  • June 4 - Daddy Dale's Birthday
  • June 18 - Father's Day
  • July 4 - Independence Day
  • July 24 - Nana & Papa's Anniversary
  • August 4 - Jacob Ethan's Birthday
  • August 21 - Grandma Dona's Birthday
  • August 22 - Gabe's Birthday
  • September 4 - Labor Day
  • September 17 - Grandma Dona & Grandpa Horace's Anniversary
  • October 2 - Tanya's Birthday
  • October 10 - Grandpa Dennis' Birthday
  • October 26 - Papa's Birthday
  • October 31 - Halloween
  • October 31 - Grandpa Ken's Birthday
  • November 8 - Uncle Bubba's Birthday
  • November 15 - Jenette's Birthday
  • November 23 - Happy Turkey Day
  • November 25 - Jen's hatching day
  • December 20 - Claudia's Birthday
  • December 24 - Christmas Eve
  • December 25 - Christmas Day
  • December 31 - New Years Eve
  • keep your closets clean! :)

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Tuesday, December 13, 2005

holiday edition meme

ok....what is a MEME anywho? i have no clue. but i got this one from Shannon. so here i go...

Holiday Edition MEME

Welcome to the 2005 Holiday Edition of Getting to Know Your Friends!

1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate? i like both, but am more partial to hot chocolate. and it would have to be my ghiradelli hot cocoa mix that we bought on our "trip" to san fran. lol!
2. Does Santa wrap presents or just sit them under the tree? Santa brings gifts wrapped in individually chosen "SANTA PAPER" for each kid.
3. Colored lights on tree/house or white? well i used to do colored & white on the tree, but since this year we opted for an artifical tree (no sense in having a real one out here...it'll be dead in 2 days...) it came with white lights. and the outside has colored lights.
4. Do you hang mistletoe? yeah. we have mistletoe on the chandelier in the LR....i had a kissing ball, but the ex kept it for his house.
5. When do you put your decorations up? its always been the weekend before turkey day.
6. What is your favorite holiday dish (excluding dessert)? would have to be my great-grandmother's lima bean & carrot cassarole. since she passed, it gets made by everyone in their respective houses.
7. Favorite Holiday memory as a child? i'm not really sure. i've got too many to remember.
8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa? would have to be when i was 12 & my mother threw her back out. i had to play santa that year. and she taught me all about "how to be santa!" :)
9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve? when i was a kid, no way. we did christmas morning. now, the ex's family does it & i used to let the kids open just one on christmas eve. but i put the kibosh on that & we're back to the 25th.
10. What kind of cookies does Santa get set out for him? it depends....when i was a kid, he used to get berliner kranzers or angel kisses. now he gets whatever is freshly baked! :)
11. Snow! Love it or Dread it? love it, but don't get it out here....that's going to change next winter! :)
12. Can you ice skate? yes. jeanette cook's step-dad taught me when i was about 9. :)
13. Do you remember your favorite gift? would have to be my stuffed chewbacca when i was about 6.
14. What’s the most important thing about the Holidays for you? everything. spending it with the kids, making it as picture perfect as i can get it on a shoestring budget & in an apartment....but its going to change....REAL SOON! :)
15. What is your favorite Holiday Dessert? would have to be my homemade pumpkin pie. mmmmmm...nummy!
16. What is your favorite holiday tradition? the jesus stocking. it started at my mother's & has continued in my house. jesus gets a plain stocking & in it you put your hopes & dreams for either someone else or everyone else in the new coming year.
17. What tops your tree? the angel i bought myself (my very 1st christmas decoration) about 15 years ago...
18. Which do you prefer Giving or Receiving? giving. i like making sure that everyone else has a better holiday than i do. :)
19. What is your favorite Christmas Carol? carol of the bells....sung by the mormon tabernacle choir. its breathtakingly beautiful.
20. Candy Canes! i love them, but DC's not a fan.

posted by jeni at 8:55 PM

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