Volcanic Sacrifices: 13 days.....

Welcome to the Criffs of Insanity! She's crass, she's loud, she's obnoxious....but she's got a neat & tidy linen closet. These are the rantings of Keebler Jen...careful...watch out for hot lava.

: Name: jeni; Location: Norwalk, California, United States

who am i? i'm a mom (got 5), a girlfriend (got 1), an ex-wife (got 1), a sister (got 2), a hell of a friend (got a few) & a should-have-been southern belle (will have a plantation one day...). i'm what you would call compulsive about my linen closet & i have an unnatural attachment to my cat fred.

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The Historian - Elizabeth Kostova
A Time for Freedom - Lynne Cheney
Family--The ties that bind & gag! - Erma Bombeck
If life is a bowl of cherries...what am i doing in the pits? - Erma Bombeck
Rise, Let Us Be On Our Way - John Paul II

January 1 - New Years Day

January 4 - Daddy Henry's Birthday

January 20 - Grandma Maria's Birthday

January 20 - Aunt Kathe's Birthday

February 2 - Groundhog Day

February 5 - Super Bowl XL

February 11 - Thaddeus' Birthday

February 14 - Valentine's Day

March 17 - St. Patty's Day

March 29 - Grandpa Horace's Birthday

April 1 - April Fools Day

April 1 - Kristin's Birthday

April 4 - Lea Caroline's Birthday

May 1 - Auntie Kristin's Birthday

May 3 - Grandma Annie's Birthday

May 18 - Nana's Birthday

May 14 - Mother's Day

May 29 - Memorial Day

June 4 - Daddy Dale's Birthday

June 18 - Father's Day

July 4 - Independence Day

July 24 - Nana & Papa's Anniversary

August 4 - Jacob Ethan's Birthday

August 21 - Grandma Dona's Birthday

August 22 - Gabe's Birthday

September 4 - Labor Day

September 17 - Grandma Dona & Grandpa Horace's Anniversary

October 2 - Tanya's Birthday

October 10 - Grandpa Dennis' Birthday

October 26 - Papa's Birthday

October 31 - Halloween

October 31 - Grandpa Ken's Birthday

November 8 - Uncle Bubba's Birthday

November 15 - Jenette's Birthday

November 23 - Happy Turkey Day

November 25 - Jen's hatching day

December 20 - Claudia's Birthday

December 24 - Christmas Eve

December 25 - Christmas Day

December 31 - New Years Eve

keep your closets clean! :)

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Monday, December 12, 2005

13 days.....

i'm feeling somewhat better. i *think* my drink was spiked. but i have no way to prove it. but other than feeling like i've been hit by a mack truck, i'm fine. i'll live to fight another day. now i've just got to get up the energy to clean this house....which looks like a tornado ripped through it. oh the joys of being southern during the holidays. (for the record...the house isn't all that messy, but to me, looks like a disaster area.....::SIGH::)

Up On the Housetop

Up On the Housetop
reindeer pause,
Out jumps good old Santa Claus.
Down thru' the chimney
with lots of toys,
All for the little ones,
Christmas joys.

Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn't go!
Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn't go!
Up on the housetop,
click, click, click,
Down thru' the chimney
with good Saint Nick.

First comes the stocking
of little Nell,
Oh, dear Santa
fill it well;
Give her a dolly
that laughs and cries
One that will open
and shut her eyes.

Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn't go!
Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn't go!
Up on the housetop,
click, click, click,
Down thru' the chimney
with good Saint Nick.

Next comes the stocking
of little Will,
Oh just see
what a glorious fill
Here is a hammer
and lots of tacks,
Also a ball
and a whip that cracks.

Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn't go!
Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn't go!
Up on the housetop,
click, click, click,
Down thru' the chimney
with good Saint Nick.