Volcanic Sacrifices: 7 days doth a week make....

Welcome to the Criffs of Insanity! She's crass, she's loud, she's obnoxious....but she's got a neat & tidy linen closet. These are the rantings of Keebler Jen...careful...watch out for hot lava.

: Name: jeni; Location: Norwalk, California, United States

who am i? i'm a mom (got 5), a girlfriend (got 1), an ex-wife (got 1), a sister (got 2), a hell of a friend (got a few) & a should-have-been southern belle (will have a plantation one day...). i'm what you would call compulsive about my linen closet & i have an unnatural attachment to my cat fred.

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November 2005
December 2005
January 2006
February 2006
March 2006

The Historian - Elizabeth Kostova
A Time for Freedom - Lynne Cheney
Family--The ties that bind & gag! - Erma Bombeck
If life is a bowl of cherries...what am i doing in the pits? - Erma Bombeck
Rise, Let Us Be On Our Way - John Paul II

January 1 - New Years Day

January 4 - Daddy Henry's Birthday

January 20 - Grandma Maria's Birthday

January 20 - Aunt Kathe's Birthday

February 2 - Groundhog Day

February 5 - Super Bowl XL

February 11 - Thaddeus' Birthday

February 14 - Valentine's Day

March 17 - St. Patty's Day

March 29 - Grandpa Horace's Birthday

April 1 - April Fools Day

April 1 - Kristin's Birthday

April 4 - Lea Caroline's Birthday

May 1 - Auntie Kristin's Birthday

May 3 - Grandma Annie's Birthday

May 18 - Nana's Birthday

May 14 - Mother's Day

May 29 - Memorial Day

June 4 - Daddy Dale's Birthday

June 18 - Father's Day

July 4 - Independence Day

July 24 - Nana & Papa's Anniversary

August 4 - Jacob Ethan's Birthday

August 21 - Grandma Dona's Birthday

August 22 - Gabe's Birthday

September 4 - Labor Day

September 17 - Grandma Dona & Grandpa Horace's Anniversary

October 2 - Tanya's Birthday

October 10 - Grandpa Dennis' Birthday

October 26 - Papa's Birthday

October 31 - Halloween

October 31 - Grandpa Ken's Birthday

November 8 - Uncle Bubba's Birthday

November 15 - Jenette's Birthday

November 23 - Happy Turkey Day

November 25 - Jen's hatching day

December 20 - Claudia's Birthday

December 24 - Christmas Eve

December 25 - Christmas Day

December 31 - New Years Eve

keep your closets clean! :)

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Sunday, December 18, 2005

7 days doth a week make....

and holy shitzola, there is only one (THAT'S 1) week left until the most unholy of holy days (good lord....i'm goin' to hell for that one!) is here. i don't know about you all, but i'd much rather it all be over & new years be here. that way i can get schnockerd and forget this whole bloody 2005. anyone got a magnum? :D

i digress....sorry about that. today's submission is a holiday fave sung by the lovely ms. brenda lee.

Rocking around the Christmas Tree
Johnny Marks

Rocking around the Christmas tree
at the Christmas party hop
Mistletoe hung where you can see
every couple tries to stop

Rocking around the Christmas tree,
let the Christmas spirit ring
Later we'll have some pumpkin pie
and we'll do some caroling.

You will get a sentimental
feeling when you hear
Voices singing let's be jolly,
deck the halls with boughs of holly!

Rocking around the Christmas tree,
have a happy holiday
Everyone dancing merrily
in the new old-fashioned way.