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Name: jeni
Location: Norwalk, California, United States

who am i? i'm a mom (got 5), a girlfriend (got 1), an ex-wife (got 1), a sister (got 2), a hell of a friend (got a few) & a should-have-been southern belle (will have a plantation one day...). i'm what you would call compulsive about my linen closet & i have an unnatural attachment to my cat fred.

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Prior Keebler Rants

  • 8 days left.....
  • love....
  • 9 days & counting....
  • only 10 shopping days left boys & girls!!
  • 11 frantic & festive days left...
  • holiday edition meme
  • 12 days to go....
  • 13 days.....
  • 14 days....
  • 15 days...

Older Rants

  • November 2005
  • December 2005
  • January 2006
  • February 2006
  • March 2006
  • Books on my nightstand

  • The Historian - Elizabeth Kostova
  • A Time for Freedom - Lynne Cheney
  • Family--The ties that bind & gag! - Erma Bombeck
  • If life is a bowl of cherries...what am i doing in the pits? - Erma Bombeck
  • Rise, Let Us Be On Our Way - John Paul II
  • dates that are important to me

  • January 1 - New Years Day
  • January 4 - Daddy Henry's Birthday
  • January 20 - Grandma Maria's Birthday
  • January 20 - Aunt Kathe's Birthday
  • February 2 - Groundhog Day
  • February 5 - Super Bowl XL
  • February 11 - Thaddeus' Birthday
  • February 14 - Valentine's Day
  • March 17 - St. Patty's Day
  • March 29 - Grandpa Horace's Birthday
  • April 1 - April Fools Day
  • April 1 - Kristin's Birthday
  • April 4 - Lea Caroline's Birthday
  • May 1 - Auntie Kristin's Birthday
  • May 3 - Grandma Annie's Birthday
  • May 18 - Nana's Birthday
  • May 14 - Mother's Day
  • May 29 - Memorial Day
  • June 4 - Daddy Dale's Birthday
  • June 18 - Father's Day
  • July 4 - Independence Day
  • July 24 - Nana & Papa's Anniversary
  • August 4 - Jacob Ethan's Birthday
  • August 21 - Grandma Dona's Birthday
  • August 22 - Gabe's Birthday
  • September 4 - Labor Day
  • September 17 - Grandma Dona & Grandpa Horace's Anniversary
  • October 2 - Tanya's Birthday
  • October 10 - Grandpa Dennis' Birthday
  • October 26 - Papa's Birthday
  • October 31 - Halloween
  • October 31 - Grandpa Ken's Birthday
  • November 8 - Uncle Bubba's Birthday
  • November 15 - Jenette's Birthday
  • November 23 - Happy Turkey Day
  • November 25 - Jen's hatching day
  • December 20 - Claudia's Birthday
  • December 24 - Christmas Eve
  • December 25 - Christmas Day
  • December 31 - New Years Eve
  • keep your closets clean! :)

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Saturday, December 17, 2005

holiday meme III

just for the hell of it, another meme (what is that WORD?!?!?!?)

1. Hot Chocolate or apple cider? mostly hot cocoa, but sometimes cider
2. Turkey or Ham? my world famous turkey
3. Do you get a Fake or Real Christmas tree? this year fake, but ordinarily real.
4. Decorations on the outside of your house? yep...candy canes, a train, lights (C7 & twinkle...)
5. Snowball fights or sledding? sledding...the kids are really good at it...
6. Do you like hanging around the fireplace because it's warm? we don't have a fire place (YET!) but it would be for both warmth & ambiance.
7. Do you enjoy going downtown shopping? now that's a scary thought.....downtown los angeles. ::SHIVER::
8. Favorite Christmas song? Carol of the Bells by The Mormon Tabernacle Choir
9. How do you feel about Christmas movies? i even watch the cheesy made for TV ones!
10. When is it too early to start listening to Christmas music? never
11. Stockings before or after presents? before
12. Carolers, do you or do you not watch and listen to them? i've never seen carolers here in LA, but when i lived back in VG, we got some. and yes we listened & even participated! :)
13. Go to someone elses house or they come to you? i love being the hostess with the mostest! :)
14. Do you read the Christmas Story? yes
15. What do you do after presents and dinner? drug the kids & play all their cool new games! :)
16. What is your favorite holiday smell? christmas tree
17. Ice skating or walking around the mall? i should say ice skating, but i'd give up my 1st born to shop! :)
18. Most surprising gift you ever got? when i was in 7th grade, we had a gift exchange in french class. the most geekiest boy in school (yes, there was another one besides dale...) pulled my name & everyone teased me about it. i was mortified. but on the party day he got me a lovely Love's Baby Soft gift set. it was the nicest one out of the whole class. i was impressed, he scored points & all the other girls were jealous. lol!
19. Favorite Part about winter? snuggling
20.Favorite Christmas decor? my mini ornament christmas tree
21.Lights...colored or clear? both
22. What is the best Christmas gift you ever received? my stuffed chewie doll.
23. What is your favorite Christmas tradition in your family? the jesus stocking
24. What is your least favorite thing about the holidays? the crowds
25. What is the one thing that you would like to see under the tree this year? my brother & sister, but that won't happen. so i'll settle for a nintendo DS.
26. What is your favorite thing to do/build in the snow? watch the kids play in it.
27. What is your favorite holiday drink? since dc turned me on to it, comfort & joy hot tea.
28. Who is your favorite reindeer? Vixen....of course! :)
29. What is your Christmas Eve ritual? go to church, drive home by way of really cool christmas lights & then milk & cookie santa! :) it USED to be wrap until 4 & then collapse dead until 6. lol!
30. Are you a Friday after Thanksgiving shopper? I WORSHIP AT THE BLACK FRIDAY ALTAR!!!
31. What is your favorite holiday food? toss up between turkey, lima bean and carrot cassarole & pumpkin pie
32. How did you find out that Santa wasn't real? when i was 12, my mom was laid up with a bad back & she taught me all about being "santa"
33. Who do you want to be under the mistletoe with? since val kilmer will be unavailable, i'll settle for dale
34. Have you bought all your presents yet? almost
35. Do you spend Christmas with a lot of family? this year, just the kids. hopefully next year it will be with a huge group of family! :)
36. Do you still make snowmen and snow angels? when i have the chance i do.
37. How long will your tree stay up? until january 20th. my sisters birthday.
38. What do you plan to do for New Year's Eve? the usual. have a finger food feast & then keep the kids up until 12.
39. What's the most expensive thing you've gotten for Christmas? in 89, my panasonic cd/dual tape deck/turn table stereo from my daddy! :)
40. How early do you wake up on Christmas morning? as early as the kids get up. usually about 6.
41. What do you usually get in your stocking? candy, mini toys, etc...
42. What would you like to see this Christmas? snow, but it never snows this low in the valley.

posted by jeni at 3:54 PM

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