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Name: jeni
Location: Norwalk, California, United States

who am i? i'm a mom (got 5), a girlfriend (got 1), an ex-wife (got 1), a sister (got 2), a hell of a friend (got a few) & a should-have-been southern belle (will have a plantation one day...). i'm what you would call compulsive about my linen closet & i have an unnatural attachment to my cat fred.

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Prior Keebler Rants

  • 3 there be, as she lights up the tree
  • 4 more as she heads for the door....
  • last night... (and mini rant....)
  • 10 things about Claudia...
  • it all started....
  • 5 more days....oh jesus....
  • yikes! only 6 more left!!!
  • 7 days doth a week make....
  • holiday meme III
  • 8 days left.....

Older Rants

  • November 2005
  • December 2005
  • January 2006
  • February 2006
  • March 2006
  • Books on my nightstand

  • The Historian - Elizabeth Kostova
  • A Time for Freedom - Lynne Cheney
  • Family--The ties that bind & gag! - Erma Bombeck
  • If life is a bowl of cherries...what am i doing in the pits? - Erma Bombeck
  • Rise, Let Us Be On Our Way - John Paul II
  • dates that are important to me

  • January 1 - New Years Day
  • January 4 - Daddy Henry's Birthday
  • January 20 - Grandma Maria's Birthday
  • January 20 - Aunt Kathe's Birthday
  • February 2 - Groundhog Day
  • February 5 - Super Bowl XL
  • February 11 - Thaddeus' Birthday
  • February 14 - Valentine's Day
  • March 17 - St. Patty's Day
  • March 29 - Grandpa Horace's Birthday
  • April 1 - April Fools Day
  • April 1 - Kristin's Birthday
  • April 4 - Lea Caroline's Birthday
  • May 1 - Auntie Kristin's Birthday
  • May 3 - Grandma Annie's Birthday
  • May 18 - Nana's Birthday
  • May 14 - Mother's Day
  • May 29 - Memorial Day
  • June 4 - Daddy Dale's Birthday
  • June 18 - Father's Day
  • July 4 - Independence Day
  • July 24 - Nana & Papa's Anniversary
  • August 4 - Jacob Ethan's Birthday
  • August 21 - Grandma Dona's Birthday
  • August 22 - Gabe's Birthday
  • September 4 - Labor Day
  • September 17 - Grandma Dona & Grandpa Horace's Anniversary
  • October 2 - Tanya's Birthday
  • October 10 - Grandpa Dennis' Birthday
  • October 26 - Papa's Birthday
  • October 31 - Halloween
  • October 31 - Grandpa Ken's Birthday
  • November 8 - Uncle Bubba's Birthday
  • November 15 - Jenette's Birthday
  • November 23 - Happy Turkey Day
  • November 25 - Jen's hatching day
  • December 20 - Claudia's Birthday
  • December 24 - Christmas Eve
  • December 25 - Christmas Day
  • December 31 - New Years Eve
  • keep your closets clean! :)

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Friday, December 23, 2005

only 2 more to do, as she opens the flue...


wow. only 2 days left. i think i'm feeling a bit more christmasy this morning. and its got nothing to do with the weather. (new forcasts show its going to be 79 & 76 respectively on eve & day.....yet on the 26th it will be 66 and dropping......::SIGH::)

last night we had originally intended to go to the DWP lights display over at griffith park (put on in conjunction with the city of LA & the DWP). its really cute, for those of you who don't live here. its a drive-thru lights display. and its all different things that are southern california. they pipe in music too, so its cute. line is long as hell to get in, but its worth it. sometimes.....

but we didn't go there.

i've been a scrooge. i'll admit it. i'm so ready to chuck this whole holiday into the shitcan. well, until last night. we took the kids to hastings ranch. its the perfect example of people who come together, just for the spirit of the holiday.

there are about 40 blocks. ALL DECORATED. and they love to do it. its tradition. its an honor. the community just comes together to spread some holiday cheer to their neighbors. it was lovely. and to see the kids crowded around the Labbe's house (complete with santa's sleigh, large scale toy train & SNOW!! :) ) and to see jake get all happy, was all worth it.

Merry Christmas Everyone! :)

today's submission is compliments of my main squeeze.....he's got a weird sense of music, but he's cute....so it all makes up for it.

Winter Wassail
by Faith and the Muse

Wassail Wassail; All merit good cheer
We wish thee dear faithful a wondrous New Year
Our fine bowl is made of the white maple tree
With the Wassailing bowl we honor thee

So here by the fire good spirits renewed
We wish thee dear faithful: thy dreams may come true
As white snow doth fall o'er the old willow tree
Wassail Wassail; We honor thee

So come all young maidens and join us in song
For this is the season warm love need hold strong
The cold wind doth blow o'er the elderwood tree
Wassail Wassail; We honor thee

posted by jeni at 11:20 AM

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