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Name: jeni
Location: Norwalk, California, United States

who am i? i'm a mom (got 5), a girlfriend (got 1), an ex-wife (got 1), a sister (got 2), a hell of a friend (got a few) & a should-have-been southern belle (will have a plantation one day...). i'm what you would call compulsive about my linen closet & i have an unnatural attachment to my cat fred.

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Prior Keebler Rants

  • yikes! only 6 more left!!!
  • 7 days doth a week make....
  • holiday meme III
  • 8 days left.....
  • love....
  • 9 days & counting....
  • only 10 shopping days left boys & girls!!
  • 11 frantic & festive days left...
  • holiday edition meme
  • 12 days to go....

Older Rants

  • November 2005
  • December 2005
  • January 2006
  • February 2006
  • March 2006
  • Books on my nightstand

  • The Historian - Elizabeth Kostova
  • A Time for Freedom - Lynne Cheney
  • Family--The ties that bind & gag! - Erma Bombeck
  • If life is a bowl of cherries...what am i doing in the pits? - Erma Bombeck
  • Rise, Let Us Be On Our Way - John Paul II
  • dates that are important to me

  • January 1 - New Years Day
  • January 4 - Daddy Henry's Birthday
  • January 20 - Grandma Maria's Birthday
  • January 20 - Aunt Kathe's Birthday
  • February 2 - Groundhog Day
  • February 5 - Super Bowl XL
  • February 11 - Thaddeus' Birthday
  • February 14 - Valentine's Day
  • March 17 - St. Patty's Day
  • March 29 - Grandpa Horace's Birthday
  • April 1 - April Fools Day
  • April 1 - Kristin's Birthday
  • April 4 - Lea Caroline's Birthday
  • May 1 - Auntie Kristin's Birthday
  • May 3 - Grandma Annie's Birthday
  • May 18 - Nana's Birthday
  • May 14 - Mother's Day
  • May 29 - Memorial Day
  • June 4 - Daddy Dale's Birthday
  • June 18 - Father's Day
  • July 4 - Independence Day
  • July 24 - Nana & Papa's Anniversary
  • August 4 - Jacob Ethan's Birthday
  • August 21 - Grandma Dona's Birthday
  • August 22 - Gabe's Birthday
  • September 4 - Labor Day
  • September 17 - Grandma Dona & Grandpa Horace's Anniversary
  • October 2 - Tanya's Birthday
  • October 10 - Grandpa Dennis' Birthday
  • October 26 - Papa's Birthday
  • October 31 - Halloween
  • October 31 - Grandpa Ken's Birthday
  • November 8 - Uncle Bubba's Birthday
  • November 15 - Jenette's Birthday
  • November 23 - Happy Turkey Day
  • November 25 - Jen's hatching day
  • December 20 - Claudia's Birthday
  • December 24 - Christmas Eve
  • December 25 - Christmas Day
  • December 31 - New Years Eve
  • keep your closets clean! :)

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Tuesday, December 20, 2005

5 more days....oh jesus....


and i feel like death. have i mentioned that? i feel like death. what joy to have children who give you their ailments.

today is just a great carol.....because its sung by who i think is probably the coolest "cat" on the planet....Ms. Eartha Kitt. me-ow baby! (and it also includes tons of shit that i....hell ANY girl....would want! :) )

Santa Baby
Music and lyrics, J. Javits & P. Springer
Sung by Eartha Kitt (1954)

Santa Baby, just slip a sable under the tree, for me.
Been an awful good girl, Santa Baby, so hurry down the chimney to me.

Santa Baby, a Fifty-four convertible too, light blue.
I'll wait up for you dear, Santa Baby, so hurry down the chimney to me.

Think of all the fun I've missed.
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed.
Next year, I could be just as good -- If you'll check off my Christmas list.

Santa Baby, I want a yacht and really that's not a lot.
Been an angel all year, Santa Baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa Baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring.
I don't mean on the phone, Santa Baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.
Hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa, Honey, one little thing - I really need
the deed to a platinum mine,
Santa Baby. So, hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa, Cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex ... and checks.
Sign your 'X' on the line, Santa, Cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Come and trim my Christmas tree
with some decorations bought at Tiffany.
I really do believe in you.
Let's see if you believe in me.

Hurry . . . Tonight.

posted by jeni at 10:14 AM

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