Volcanic Sacrifices: Thursday Thirteen.....

Welcome to the Criffs of Insanity! She's crass, she's loud, she's obnoxious....but she's got a neat & tidy linen closet. These are the rantings of Keebler Jen...careful...watch out for hot lava.

: Name: jeni; Location: Norwalk, California, United States

who am i? i'm a mom (got 5), a girlfriend (got 1), an ex-wife (got 1), a sister (got 2), a hell of a friend (got a few) & a should-have-been southern belle (will have a plantation one day...). i'm what you would call compulsive about my linen closet & i have an unnatural attachment to my cat fred.

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A Time for Freedom - Lynne Cheney
Family--The ties that bind & gag! - Erma Bombeck
If life is a bowl of cherries...what am i doing in the pits? - Erma Bombeck
Rise, Let Us Be On Our Way - John Paul II

January 1 - New Years Day

January 4 - Daddy Henry's Birthday

January 20 - Grandma Maria's Birthday

January 20 - Aunt Kathe's Birthday

February 2 - Groundhog Day

February 5 - Super Bowl XL

February 11 - Thaddeus' Birthday

February 14 - Valentine's Day

March 17 - St. Patty's Day

March 29 - Grandpa Horace's Birthday

April 1 - April Fools Day

April 1 - Kristin's Birthday

April 4 - Lea Caroline's Birthday

May 1 - Auntie Kristin's Birthday

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May 18 - Nana's Birthday

May 14 - Mother's Day

May 29 - Memorial Day

June 4 - Daddy Dale's Birthday

June 18 - Father's Day

July 4 - Independence Day

July 24 - Nana & Papa's Anniversary

August 4 - Jacob Ethan's Birthday

August 21 - Grandma Dona's Birthday

August 22 - Gabe's Birthday

September 4 - Labor Day

September 17 - Grandma Dona & Grandpa Horace's Anniversary

October 2 - Tanya's Birthday

October 10 - Grandpa Dennis' Birthday

October 26 - Papa's Birthday

October 31 - Halloween

October 31 - Grandpa Ken's Birthday

November 8 - Uncle Bubba's Birthday

November 15 - Jenette's Birthday

November 23 - Happy Turkey Day

November 25 - Jen's hatching day

December 20 - Claudia's Birthday

December 24 - Christmas Eve

December 25 - Christmas Day

December 31 - New Years Eve

keep your closets clean! :)

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Thursday, January 05, 2006

Thursday Thirteen.....

Thirteen Things about JENNIFER!

1. my kids really suck. no one is listening. i wish i had taken birth control. :P
2. all of dc's shirts are still out on the bed. i was gonna hang them this morning.
3. reason i haven't hung #2 is that i've been SIM-ing all day long.
4. i am a SIMS2 addict. i need help.
5. i have terrible heartburn. from drinking iced tea? who else thinks i'm weird?
6. because they are monsters, i am on strike. (this is why i've been doing #3)
7. refusing to cook dinner this evening is part of my strike.
8. i really need to re-dye my hair.
9. i am in bad need of a pedicure & manicure
10. i need to take lula to the groomers...her nails are too long.
11. i have an AKC basset...her name is lula-belle daisy-mae. she is my babe.
12. fred hates lula. then again, fred hates everyone...but me! :)
13. i need to feed my animals. they have been good.

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1. Cat with a Pen
2. Second Starr to the Right

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