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Name: jeni
Location: Norwalk, California, United States

who am i? i'm a mom (got 5), a girlfriend (got 1), an ex-wife (got 1), a sister (got 2), a hell of a friend (got a few) & a should-have-been southern belle (will have a plantation one day...). i'm what you would call compulsive about my linen closet & i have an unnatural attachment to my cat fred.

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Prior Keebler Rants

  • wordless wednesday
  • a puzzler...
  • happy cupid day
  • anger....for me....
  • worry....for dc.....
  • Thursday Thirteen.....
  • wordless wednesday
  • UGH....
  • it wasn't super....
  • MY DAD!!! :)

Older Rants

  • November 2005
  • December 2005
  • January 2006
  • February 2006
  • March 2006
  • Books on my nightstand

  • The Historian - Elizabeth Kostova
  • A Time for Freedom - Lynne Cheney
  • Family--The ties that bind & gag! - Erma Bombeck
  • If life is a bowl of cherries...what am i doing in the pits? - Erma Bombeck
  • Rise, Let Us Be On Our Way - John Paul II
  • dates that are important to me

  • January 1 - New Years Day
  • January 4 - Daddy Henry's Birthday
  • January 20 - Grandma Maria's Birthday
  • January 20 - Aunt Kathe's Birthday
  • February 2 - Groundhog Day
  • February 5 - Super Bowl XL
  • February 11 - Thaddeus' Birthday
  • February 14 - Valentine's Day
  • March 17 - St. Patty's Day
  • March 29 - Grandpa Horace's Birthday
  • April 1 - April Fools Day
  • April 1 - Kristin's Birthday
  • April 4 - Lea Caroline's Birthday
  • May 1 - Auntie Kristin's Birthday
  • May 3 - Grandma Annie's Birthday
  • May 18 - Nana's Birthday
  • May 14 - Mother's Day
  • May 29 - Memorial Day
  • June 4 - Daddy Dale's Birthday
  • June 18 - Father's Day
  • July 4 - Independence Day
  • July 24 - Nana & Papa's Anniversary
  • August 4 - Jacob Ethan's Birthday
  • August 21 - Grandma Dona's Birthday
  • August 22 - Gabe's Birthday
  • September 4 - Labor Day
  • September 17 - Grandma Dona & Grandpa Horace's Anniversary
  • October 2 - Tanya's Birthday
  • October 10 - Grandpa Dennis' Birthday
  • October 26 - Papa's Birthday
  • October 31 - Halloween
  • October 31 - Grandpa Ken's Birthday
  • November 8 - Uncle Bubba's Birthday
  • November 15 - Jenette's Birthday
  • November 23 - Happy Turkey Day
  • November 25 - Jen's hatching day
  • December 20 - Claudia's Birthday
  • December 24 - Christmas Eve
  • December 25 - Christmas Day
  • December 31 - New Years Eve
  • keep your closets clean! :)

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Wednesday, February 15, 2006

70 things....

....about jennifer

1. Initials: JLTG (and one day) R
2. Name someone with the same birthday as you: my niece amber & my nephew julian
3. Last thing you ate: fish, red potatoes & peas -n- carrots (for last nights dinner)
4. For or against same sex marriage: for. who am i to begrudge someone else being miserable??
5. Are you homophobic: absolutely not
6. Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday morning?: Saturday morning, sunday, monday, tuesday....you get the idea. i love SBSP! :)
7. Do you believe in God: yes
8. How many US states have you been to: 14
9. How many of the US states have you lived in: 3
10. Ever lived outside of the US: unfortunately not
11. Name something you like physically about yourself: lately my hair has been GREAT! :)
12. Something non-physical you like about yourself: my sense of humor
13. What is your dads name: Kenneth, but we all call him Ken & his brothers call him K.O.
14. What is your dream car: 67 shelby gt.
15. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go? egypt, of course!
16. Favorite type of Food? italian
17. Favorite holiday: toss up between halloween & christmas
18. Do you download music: all the time
19. What illegal things have you done: oh god....i can't list them all here! but i did steal over 300 golf balls from the Springs CC one summer night! :)
20. Where would you want to go on a first date: the symphony
21. Would you date the person who posted this before you? lol...no! :)
22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally: yes...my dc! :)
23. Have you ever cried for no reason: yeah....girls have weird hormones
24. Do you like Bush: yep! i'm a die hard repub! :)
25. Have you ever bungee jumped: i would like to, but i don't think my back would allow me to.
26. Have you ever white-water rafted: no, but i'm going to one day
27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you? yeah
28. Last person you hugged: my lea bee!
29. Have you ever met a real redneck? yeah! and on occasion, i am one! lol!
30. How is the weather right now: cold & clear....weird since we've been having summer like weather out here in LA.
31. What song are you listening to right now?: bad girls by donna summer
32. What are your current favorite songs?: i usually don't listen to the radio for current songs. so i guess my favorite song lately has been "Highway to Hell" by AC/DC
33. What was the last movie you watched?: Narnia
34. Do you wear contacts: only to make my brown eyes green
35. Where was the last place you went besides your house? to fallas for some cheap jeans for liz & gabe & then to lea's school.
36. What are you afraid of? roaches, drowning & death.
37. OOOOH ____: is it time to move to NC yet??
38. How many pets do u have: 3 cats, 1 rabbit, 3 dogs & some fish
39. Have you ever loved someone: yeah. a lot of someones. lol
40. What do you like in a guy/girl: intellect, a great smile, honesty, inner strength & charisma....lucky for dale he's got it all! :)
41. What do you usually order from StarBucks? a venti caramel machiatto w/ a mocha affogato. :) i'm a starbucks junkie.
42.Have you ever fired a gun: yeah...last time was when i was in HS....with billy & some of the boys.
43. Are you missing someone: yeah, my pop. he's in iraq. :(
44. Say something totally random about yourself: i don't know why i painted my nails this ridiculous pink color.
45. Do you have an Ipod? no, but i have an MP3 player! :)
46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? nope.
47. What's your mom's name: Kennie after her dad. but you call her that & she WILL kill you. so she goes by her middle name, Elizabeth.
48. Who would you like to see right now: val kilmer.
49. Favorite band of all time (only ONE): led zeppelin
50. Dogs or cats: cats
51. Have you ever been caught doing something / someone you weren't supposed to be doing: yeah....but it was setup that way so someone would see it. i was trying to get rid of a boyfriend who couldn't take a hint...like, WE'RE NOT GOING OUT ANYMORE. lol!
52. Favorite flower: gerbera daisies
53. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn: KETTLE!!
54. What books are you reading: the historian by elizabeth kostova
55. Have you ever ridden in a limo: nope
56. Has anyone you were really close to passed away? yes, just last year....henry. :(
57. Do you watch MTV: not anymore. it sucks now. but my eldest makes me watch it with her. BTW...did you know they don't play music on it anymore??? weird, isn't it?
58. What's something that really bugs you: people who are rude & inconsiderate of others
59. What are some things you really like doing: reading & gaming, playing with the kids, listening to disco!
61. Can you dance: i think so!
62. Favorite basketball team: LAKERS!!
63. Favorite cereal: count chocula
64. Do you drive: yep
65. What's the latest you have ever stayed out: all night long!
66. Last time you went bowling: last summer.
67. Were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room? yep. twice.
68. Who was your last phone call?: to dc
69. Last time you were at work: real work....2001. but i'm a sahm, so i never get off work now.
70. What's your favorite state to be in: us state or state of mind? : probably hawaii! :) since my mind is terribly cluttered!


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