Welcome to the Criffs of Insanity! She's crass, she's loud, she's obnoxious....but she's got a neat & tidy linen closet. These are the rantings of Keebler Jen...careful...watch out for hot lava.
who am i? i'm a mom (got 5), a girlfriend (got 1), an ex-wife (got 1), a sister (got 2), a hell of a friend (got a few) & a should-have-been southern belle (will have a plantation one day...). i'm what you would call compulsive about my linen closet & i have an unnatural attachment to my cat fred.
why do i do this to an amazing man who loves me for who i am??
i'm always telling dale he'd be better off without me & the 4 heathens. he could move in a heartbeat, get a great job that he wouldn't have to schedule around 4 kids & their neurotic mother. my constant draining on his finances. my ever meddling ex. my ever growing list of medical maladies. my more than popular mood swings. my anal retentiveness. the kids ongoing attitudes. their messes. their fights. their unwillingness to eat ANY meal prepared for them by anyone other ronald mcdonald. the constant battles for the bathroom & the television.
i could go on...but i have to face it. he's in it for the long haul. nothing deters this man. and i do mean nothing.
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