Welcome to the Criffs of Insanity! She's crass, she's loud, she's obnoxious....but she's got a neat & tidy linen closet. These are the rantings of Keebler Jen...careful...watch out for hot lava.
who am i? i'm a mom (got 5), a girlfriend (got 1), an ex-wife (got 1), a sister (got 2), a hell of a friend (got a few) & a should-have-been southern belle (will have a plantation one day...). i'm what you would call compulsive about my linen closet & i have an unnatural attachment to my cat fred.
well...since both girls sound like they've been smoking 2 packs a day since they were born....i decided to keep them both home from school.
it seems these days....i'm running my very own infirmary. lol.
anywho....lea comes bee-boppin into my bedroom this AM, complete with cd-walkman in hand. singing her little heart out. then she promptly takes a seat in the hallway and continues her singing. shoo fly don't bother me, if you're happy & you know it, clementine, etc.....kiddie songs that we all know & love. lol!!
then about 5 minutes later, this dialog takes place:
"hey mom? where is the cd?"
"its in your player."
"no, its not."
"lea, you were just listening to it. i saw you. you haven't moved!"
"but i can't find it!"
"what do you mean, you can't find it? where did it go?"
"oh well, i guess i didn't have anything in there anyway."
"well then what were you listening to?"
"ME, mommy!! i was singing!"
"yes, but who was singing with you?"
"just me. its ok mom. i'm psycho, remember?"
anyone else need further proof.....then you're as psycho as she is. and that's my lea-dote for the week! :)
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