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Name: jeni
Location: Norwalk, California, United States

who am i? i'm a mom (got 5), a girlfriend (got 1), an ex-wife (got 1), a sister (got 2), a hell of a friend (got a few) & a should-have-been southern belle (will have a plantation one day...). i'm what you would call compulsive about my linen closet & i have an unnatural attachment to my cat fred.

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Prior Keebler Rants

  • i thought i could last....
  • what do you write about....
  • thursday thirteen! :)
  • so we got this idea...
  • well...
  • i am so...
  • i swear...
  • Friday Four..but delayed to Saturday
  • Thursday Thirteen.....
  • just

Older Rants

  • November 2005
  • December 2005
  • January 2006
  • February 2006
  • March 2006
  • Books on my nightstand

  • The Historian - Elizabeth Kostova
  • A Time for Freedom - Lynne Cheney
  • Family--The ties that bind & gag! - Erma Bombeck
  • If life is a bowl of cherries...what am i doing in the pits? - Erma Bombeck
  • Rise, Let Us Be On Our Way - John Paul II
  • dates that are important to me

  • January 1 - New Years Day
  • January 4 - Daddy Henry's Birthday
  • January 20 - Grandma Maria's Birthday
  • January 20 - Aunt Kathe's Birthday
  • February 2 - Groundhog Day
  • February 5 - Super Bowl XL
  • February 11 - Thaddeus' Birthday
  • February 14 - Valentine's Day
  • March 17 - St. Patty's Day
  • March 29 - Grandpa Horace's Birthday
  • April 1 - April Fools Day
  • April 1 - Kristin's Birthday
  • April 4 - Lea Caroline's Birthday
  • May 1 - Auntie Kristin's Birthday
  • May 3 - Grandma Annie's Birthday
  • May 18 - Nana's Birthday
  • May 14 - Mother's Day
  • May 29 - Memorial Day
  • June 4 - Daddy Dale's Birthday
  • June 18 - Father's Day
  • July 4 - Independence Day
  • July 24 - Nana & Papa's Anniversary
  • August 4 - Jacob Ethan's Birthday
  • August 21 - Grandma Dona's Birthday
  • August 22 - Gabe's Birthday
  • September 4 - Labor Day
  • September 17 - Grandma Dona & Grandpa Horace's Anniversary
  • October 2 - Tanya's Birthday
  • October 10 - Grandpa Dennis' Birthday
  • October 26 - Papa's Birthday
  • October 31 - Halloween
  • October 31 - Grandpa Ken's Birthday
  • November 8 - Uncle Bubba's Birthday
  • November 15 - Jenette's Birthday
  • November 23 - Happy Turkey Day
  • November 25 - Jen's hatching day
  • December 20 - Claudia's Birthday
  • December 24 - Christmas Eve
  • December 25 - Christmas Day
  • December 31 - New Years Eve
  • keep your closets clean! :)

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Wednesday, January 25, 2006

who said a sequel is a good thing?!?!?!?!?


WTF is up with this??? who is asleep at the controls in DLand?? correct me if i'm wrong....but bambi is an ADULT in the end of the original, right??

you can't just go off on a "side"-quel like this!!

i'll admit, it was funny in lion king 1.5....that was cute! seeing how timon & pumba came about & such.

but this shit has had me in a tizzy all day long!! so much that i played hooky & went to DLand to find out WHY.

we all know what happens at the end of cinderella, snow white & sleeping beauty. well.....we don't actually know, but its kinda implied by the:

.....And They Lived Happily Ever After...

do i really want to see cindy doing the dishes some more?? or snow having the dwarves over for tea one afternoon?? or how about aurora taking one last stab at that darn spinning wheel? NOPE. i want to imagine that they truly did live happily ever after.

but for real! what's this whole bambi 2 thing about, huh?? i mean, bambi's mom gets killed early on & then he's raised by his dad until he's a teen, gets all twitterpated & the forest is set ablaze!! bambi goes off with his little hottie (faline....i think....i'll have to watch the DVD later on...) and makes more little bambi's!

like there is something else i need to know?!?!?

i'm miffed. to say the least (really....you should of seen the scene i made at mimi's this afternoon at lunch....). it goes against everything good that i know about disney. i mean, hell, you've got pixar now.....COME UP WITH SOME NEW MATERIAL!!

and let us believe that "....happily ever after...." really does exist....and the story can end.....

posted by jeni at 9:37 PM

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