what do you write about....
i got smacked earlier cause i said i've never experienced this before. apparently, if you're a "writer" you go through bouts of it. as the smack let me know, my DC has had his share of this turmoil.
so back to what i was saying.....what do you do?
i've never been a "writer". i just wrote. whatever, wherever. i never really thought about it. and now that i'm doing it much more (at the gentle noodge of my sweetie, who swears up & down that i am a better writer than he...) i am at a stand still.
- first off, the kids aren't here this week, so there are no cute little lea-dotes to write about.
- secondly, i've reached a plateau on my weightloss. and what's a girl to write about if not her shrinking thighs?
- thirdly, its down right chilly here in so cal. what that has to do with writing, i have no clue.
- and lastly, i could write about how a thread on my email loop with some of my dearest friends is a RE: baptism gifts....what to give? yet is now delving into the sordid life of SAHM's & the sexual favors they bestow upon their male companions.
and you thought boys were the grossest sex on the planet. HA! at my age i've come to the summation that:
- any boy who brags about his sex life......has none.
- the number of girls he's slept with........divide by 3.
- he is not as endowed as he says he is.
- his ex girlfriends will attest to this fact.
- girls are more descriptive & nasty when discussing the opposite sex.
- we never brag about our sex life.....and its way better than anything you could imagine.
- the number of guys we've slept with.......multiply by 3.
- i am that good....i choose to act demure.
- all my ex's will attest to that fact.
i wonder what i'll write about when writer's block strikes me next?
posted by jeni at 10:19 PM
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