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Name: jeni
Location: Norwalk, California, United States

who am i? i'm a mom (got 5), a girlfriend (got 1), an ex-wife (got 1), a sister (got 2), a hell of a friend (got a few) & a should-have-been southern belle (will have a plantation one day...). i'm what you would call compulsive about my linen closet & i have an unnatural attachment to my cat fred.

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Prior Keebler Rants

  • i swear...
  • Friday Four..but delayed to Saturday
  • Thursday Thirteen.....
  • just
  • moving news....
  • WTG MOMMA!!
  • diet dilemma
  • Grandma's Cures
  • alright....
  • Thursday Thirteen.....

Older Rants

  • November 2005
  • December 2005
  • January 2006
  • February 2006
  • March 2006
  • Books on my nightstand

  • The Historian - Elizabeth Kostova
  • A Time for Freedom - Lynne Cheney
  • Family--The ties that bind & gag! - Erma Bombeck
  • If life is a bowl of cherries...what am i doing in the pits? - Erma Bombeck
  • Rise, Let Us Be On Our Way - John Paul II
  • dates that are important to me

  • January 1 - New Years Day
  • January 4 - Daddy Henry's Birthday
  • January 20 - Grandma Maria's Birthday
  • January 20 - Aunt Kathe's Birthday
  • February 2 - Groundhog Day
  • February 5 - Super Bowl XL
  • February 11 - Thaddeus' Birthday
  • February 14 - Valentine's Day
  • March 17 - St. Patty's Day
  • March 29 - Grandpa Horace's Birthday
  • April 1 - April Fools Day
  • April 1 - Kristin's Birthday
  • April 4 - Lea Caroline's Birthday
  • May 1 - Auntie Kristin's Birthday
  • May 3 - Grandma Annie's Birthday
  • May 18 - Nana's Birthday
  • May 14 - Mother's Day
  • May 29 - Memorial Day
  • June 4 - Daddy Dale's Birthday
  • June 18 - Father's Day
  • July 4 - Independence Day
  • July 24 - Nana & Papa's Anniversary
  • August 4 - Jacob Ethan's Birthday
  • August 21 - Grandma Dona's Birthday
  • August 22 - Gabe's Birthday
  • September 4 - Labor Day
  • September 17 - Grandma Dona & Grandpa Horace's Anniversary
  • October 2 - Tanya's Birthday
  • October 10 - Grandpa Dennis' Birthday
  • October 26 - Papa's Birthday
  • October 31 - Halloween
  • October 31 - Grandpa Ken's Birthday
  • November 8 - Uncle Bubba's Birthday
  • November 15 - Jenette's Birthday
  • November 23 - Happy Turkey Day
  • November 25 - Jen's hatching day
  • December 20 - Claudia's Birthday
  • December 24 - Christmas Eve
  • December 25 - Christmas Day
  • December 31 - New Years Eve
  • keep your closets clean! :)

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Monday, January 16, 2006

i am so...


pissed!!

if you know me....then you know that i am a gridiron girl. i love me some football. and i am always saddened at the end of the season, cause it will be a good 7 months before i see any.

i love the end of the season as well. i love the final mad dash to the finish line. the wild card playoffs. the NFC championships. the AFC championships. and of course, the mother of all games....the superbowl.

things that really cheese me......showboat players. TO. need i say more?? he needs to be sent back to kindergatrten to learn the meaning of sharing & fair play.

what really frosts my cookies? the shit that people talk after a game. people, not players.

i'm talking peyton manning here folks.

he played his ASS OFF. and still he gets no credit. hell, even if he won the whole GD thing they'd all say that it wasn't his performance that got them there, it was the defensive line, the offense, his runningback...whatever. a team needs a leader & he never gets his due.

NEVER.

and poor guy was getting the shit beat out of him with NO coverage for most of the game. and when he DOES get fired up, because he's sick of the way his "team" is handling things, what do they do? NOTHING. and then when its all said & done....who do they all blame? peyton manning. that's who. i don't blame him in the LEAST for putting his line up like he did. they SUCKED. plain & simple. they let him down. he tried but they failed. bravo peyton, for calling them to the carpet. they deserve it!

for one of the first times i can really remember.......i'm really not looking forward to the next 3 games. i really don't care. (even though i should, because my carolina panthers are in it...) there isn't any fire in me to watch. no one that i really want to root for. i could care less.

i'm beginning to feel like a player.

posted by jeni at 11:07 AM

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