Volcanic Sacrifices: so we got this idea...

Welcome to the Criffs of Insanity! She's crass, she's loud, she's obnoxious....but she's got a neat & tidy linen closet. These are the rantings of Keebler Jen...careful...watch out for hot lava.

: Name: jeni; Location: Norwalk, California, United States

who am i? i'm a mom (got 5), a girlfriend (got 1), an ex-wife (got 1), a sister (got 2), a hell of a friend (got a few) & a should-have-been southern belle (will have a plantation one day...). i'm what you would call compulsive about my linen closet & i have an unnatural attachment to my cat fred.

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

so we got this idea...

now most of you know....that we're moving this summer (july 17th to be exact) from los angeles (which really ain't no city of angels....lol!) to knightdale, nc (small town right outside raleigh). its going to be somewhat of a culture shock going from a population of over 100,000 (here in norwalk....an LA suburb) to just shy of 8,000.

HOLY RUSTED METAL BATMAN!!

i can't believe that. lol!! i've been reading all the info on this small town & realized (much to my chagrin & horror....) I AM NOT A REAL CITY GIRL!! I YEARN FOR THE SMALL TOWN LIFE!!!

WTF?!?!?!??

anywho....i digress.

this is what we're planning. a road trip. a massive one. 2,557.94 miles of one. and we're going to hit it straight through the heart. california, arizona, new mexico, texas, oklahoma, arkansas, tennessee, north carolina. and we've decided to do it national lampoon style. that's our route....the purple line.......I LOVE BEING PURPLE!! (my small ode to patrick...)

there is this site: roadside america that spotlights obscure, weird, strange & truly american tourist traps.

so here is what i need from everyone.

what wacky places (like the house of mud that clark w. griswold wanted to visit) would you like to see a photo journal of???

and no....i will not visit the double decker outhouse in arkansas. gross.