Welcome to the Criffs of Insanity! She's crass, she's loud, she's obnoxious....but she's got a neat & tidy linen closet. These are the rantings of Keebler Jen...careful...watch out for hot lava.



About Me

My Photo
Name: jeni
Location: Norwalk, California, United States

who am i? i'm a mom (got 5), a girlfriend (got 1), an ex-wife (got 1), a sister (got 2), a hell of a friend (got a few) & a should-have-been southern belle (will have a plantation one day...). i'm what you would call compulsive about my linen closet & i have an unnatural attachment to my cat fred.

View my complete profile

The current mood of jenimoo at www.imood.com

D'oh!

www.flickr.com

Prior Keebler Rants

  • who said a sequel is a good thing?!?!?!?!?
  • i thought i could last....
  • what do you write about....
  • thursday thirteen! :)
  • so we got this idea...
  • well...
  • i am so...
  • i swear...
  • Friday Four..but delayed to Saturday
  • Thursday Thirteen.....

Older Rants

  • November 2005
  • December 2005
  • January 2006
  • February 2006
  • March 2006
  • Books on my nightstand

  • The Historian - Elizabeth Kostova
  • A Time for Freedom - Lynne Cheney
  • Family--The ties that bind & gag! - Erma Bombeck
  • If life is a bowl of cherries...what am i doing in the pits? - Erma Bombeck
  • Rise, Let Us Be On Our Way - John Paul II
  • dates that are important to me

  • January 1 - New Years Day
  • January 4 - Daddy Henry's Birthday
  • January 20 - Grandma Maria's Birthday
  • January 20 - Aunt Kathe's Birthday
  • February 2 - Groundhog Day
  • February 5 - Super Bowl XL
  • February 11 - Thaddeus' Birthday
  • February 14 - Valentine's Day
  • March 17 - St. Patty's Day
  • March 29 - Grandpa Horace's Birthday
  • April 1 - April Fools Day
  • April 1 - Kristin's Birthday
  • April 4 - Lea Caroline's Birthday
  • May 1 - Auntie Kristin's Birthday
  • May 3 - Grandma Annie's Birthday
  • May 18 - Nana's Birthday
  • May 14 - Mother's Day
  • May 29 - Memorial Day
  • June 4 - Daddy Dale's Birthday
  • June 18 - Father's Day
  • July 4 - Independence Day
  • July 24 - Nana & Papa's Anniversary
  • August 4 - Jacob Ethan's Birthday
  • August 21 - Grandma Dona's Birthday
  • August 22 - Gabe's Birthday
  • September 4 - Labor Day
  • September 17 - Grandma Dona & Grandpa Horace's Anniversary
  • October 2 - Tanya's Birthday
  • October 10 - Grandpa Dennis' Birthday
  • October 26 - Papa's Birthday
  • October 31 - Halloween
  • October 31 - Grandpa Ken's Birthday
  • November 8 - Uncle Bubba's Birthday
  • November 15 - Jenette's Birthday
  • November 23 - Happy Turkey Day
  • November 25 - Jen's hatching day
  • December 20 - Claudia's Birthday
  • December 24 - Christmas Eve
  • December 25 - Christmas Day
  • December 31 - New Years Eve
  • keep your closets clean! :)

    jeni --
    [adjective]:

    Sexually stunning

    'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

    BlogMad!

    I am worth $1,554,640 on HumanForSale.com

    I am nerdier than 37% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!

    free hit counter javascript

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Thursday Thirteen.....


Thirteen Things I could do without.

1. smelly undies from my kids. good lord children....use the potty now & then! the stench is going to knock out your mom one of these days! and i don't need another concussion.
2. drive-thru attendants who could care less about the fact my son needs, nay REQUIRES ketchup.
3. people who don't know how to drive in the rain. i'm from miami....so i know how to drive through a hurricane if the need arose. i can't understand....its 4 drops of water! DRIVE ALREADY!
4. this constant, nagging pain in my back that makes me feel like a cripple most days. i swear, i'm not 33....i'm 83.
5. my horriffic gag reflex. and i'm sure my boyfriend would too.....
6. having to do at least a load of laundry a day. i, alone, keep the maytag company rolling....
7. my own personal mount vesuvius. guys may like them, but i have yet to find a woman who thinks "DD" is fun to tote about all day long. its like a toddler that never gets off....
8. the last remnants of the concussion i suffered at my own hand, in '04. i get a daily headache in that spot.
9. my step-daughters fucktard of a family from her mother's side. those people really need to be pitched into the volcano. not only for their inept welfare of my kid, but just because they all suck. A LOT. and no, it has nothing to do with the ex & their life together. want to know more....ask me.
10. speaking of volcanic sacrifices....i need to also drop my morally corrupt & socially deviant neighbors into it as well. want to know more.....ask me.
11. more times that not, my ex-husband. yes, he's a nice guy. and yeah, we get along pretty well. but somedays, i just wish he'd get run over by a mack truck.
12. most days, my mother. while i love her to death, she's a bitter pill that is very difficult to swallow.
13. my ever shrinking bank account. yeah, i know this is one for most people. but when you're trying to save money for a move that you have to make for the welfare of your children....and you absolutely love to shop....its kinda difficult. anyone wanna pitch in to the moving fund?!?!?!?

Links to other Thursday Thirteens!
1.
DC Roe....my babe
2.
Chris.....my twin
3.
Shannon
4. Suz
5. Harmonia
6.
doug
7. Uisce
8. Kelly
9. Laura

10. Kate



Get the Thursday Thirteen code here!


The purpose of the meme is to get to know everyone who participates a little bit better every Thursday. Visiting fellow Thirteeners is encouraged! If you participate, leave the link to your Thirteen in others comments. It’s easy, and fun! Be sure to update your Thirteen with links that are left for you, as well! I will link to everyone who participates and leaves a link to their 13 things. Trackbacks, pings, comment links accepted!

View More Thursday Thirteen Participants

posted by jeni at 9:41 AM

<< Home





Blogs of Interest



Add ME to your Blogroll!

Thursday Thirteen

The Thursday Thirteen Players

    places i tend to visit

    Volcanic Sacrifices -- V.1
    Quixotics - A Writer's Roundtable
    eBay
    Great Schools.net
    NFL Fantasy Football
    Hallmark

Website of D. Challener Roe.  The man who makes me all twitterpated.

Free Blog Logos!


  

all written material on this blog is exclusive of me, j.l.taylor-graciano.
reprint with permission only.


sure i'm funny. and hell's yeah, i've got some funny shit on here. but it's MINE.
not even "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!" will save your rear.