1. smelly undies from my kids. good lord children....use the potty now & then! the stench is going to knock out your mom one of these days! and i don't need another concussion.
2. drive-thru attendants who could care less about the fact my son needs, nay REQUIRES ketchup.
3. people who don't know how to drive in the rain. i'm from miami....so i know how to drive through a hurricane if the need arose. i can't understand....its 4 drops of water! DRIVE ALREADY!
4. this constant, nagging pain in my back that makes me feel like a cripple most days. i swear, i'm not 33....i'm 83.
5. my horriffic gag reflex. and i'm sure my boyfriend would too.....
6. having to do at least a load of laundry a day. i, alone, keep the maytag company rolling....
7. my own personal mount vesuvius. guys may like them, but i have yet to find a woman who thinks "DD" is fun to tote about all day long. its like a toddler that never gets off....
8. the last remnants of the concussion i suffered at my own hand, in '04. i get a daily headache in that spot.
9. my step-daughters fucktard of a family from her mother's side. those people really need to be pitched into the volcano. not only for their inept welfare of my kid, but just because they all suck. A LOT. and no, it has nothing to do with the ex & their life together. want to know more....ask me.
10. speaking of volcanic sacrifices....i need to also drop my morally corrupt & socially deviant neighbors into it as well. want to know more.....ask me.
11. more times that not, my ex-husband. yes, he's a nice guy. and yeah, we get along pretty well. but somedays, i just wish he'd get run over by a mack truck.
12. most days, my mother. while i love her to death, she's a bitter pill that is very difficult to swallow.
13. my ever shrinking bank account. yeah, i know this is one for most people. but when you're trying to save money for a move that you have to make for the welfare of your children....and you absolutely love to shop....its kinda difficult. anyone wanna pitch in to the moving fund?!?!?!?

Links to other Thursday Thirteens!
1. DC Roe....my babe
2. Chris.....my twin
3. Shannon
4. Suz
5. Harmonia
6. doug
7. Uisce
8. Kelly
9. Laura
10. Kate