psycho's update....lol!!
so....we had a party to attend in the quad of our complex today (HAPPY 13th BIRTHDAY ADAM!!) when the mom from the socially deviant, morally corrupt household approaches me....
"I've heard that they call your curly headed one PSYCHO ?", she inquisitively asks.
with stern indignation i reply, "yep."
"And that's alright with you?", puzzled.
"oh yeah. we understand that psycho means crazy.", i retort back.
"And you're ok with that?", asked with a deer in the head lights curiosity look.
"why not? she's comfortable enough to know that she's a little eccentric....if you will.", i proudly state.
"psycho. well, i guess to each his own", she plainly states.
i, now with the confused deer in the headlights look about me, am wondering, "this from the woman who allows her children to play outside at 12PM at night, disciplines her child (when she has spilt her beer on the carpet) with a 3 hour outside punishment & who feeds her children powdered doughnuts & dry ramen noodles from the packet for meals. do my spidey senses betray me? or has this woman just called me on the carpet for allowing other kids to call her 'Psycho;?"
with this, she turns & promptly tells her kids to make sure that they eat enough hot dogs from the party....as she won't be cooking tonight.
no dry ramen? like tonight any more special than the others? wow! and i thought i was the bad parent? psycho my ass.
anyone got the local number for CPS?
posted by jeni at 2:25 AM
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