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Name: jeni
Location: Norwalk, California, United States

who am i? i'm a mom (got 5), a girlfriend (got 1), an ex-wife (got 1), a sister (got 2), a hell of a friend (got a few) & a should-have-been southern belle (will have a plantation one day...). i'm what you would call compulsive about my linen closet & i have an unnatural attachment to my cat fred.

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Prior Keebler Rants

  • for you, mom
  • please tune in....
  • A MAJOR DILEMMA
  • Thursday Thirteen.....
  • there is a storm brewing on the horizon....
  • 70 things....
  • wordless wednesday
  • a puzzler...
  • happy cupid day
  • anger....for me....

Older Rants

  • November 2005
  • December 2005
  • January 2006
  • February 2006
  • March 2006
  • Books on my nightstand

  • The Historian - Elizabeth Kostova
  • A Time for Freedom - Lynne Cheney
  • Family--The ties that bind & gag! - Erma Bombeck
  • If life is a bowl of cherries...what am i doing in the pits? - Erma Bombeck
  • Rise, Let Us Be On Our Way - John Paul II
  • dates that are important to me

  • January 1 - New Years Day
  • January 4 - Daddy Henry's Birthday
  • January 20 - Grandma Maria's Birthday
  • January 20 - Aunt Kathe's Birthday
  • February 2 - Groundhog Day
  • February 5 - Super Bowl XL
  • February 11 - Thaddeus' Birthday
  • February 14 - Valentine's Day
  • March 17 - St. Patty's Day
  • March 29 - Grandpa Horace's Birthday
  • April 1 - April Fools Day
  • April 1 - Kristin's Birthday
  • April 4 - Lea Caroline's Birthday
  • May 1 - Auntie Kristin's Birthday
  • May 3 - Grandma Annie's Birthday
  • May 18 - Nana's Birthday
  • May 14 - Mother's Day
  • May 29 - Memorial Day
  • June 4 - Daddy Dale's Birthday
  • June 18 - Father's Day
  • July 4 - Independence Day
  • July 24 - Nana & Papa's Anniversary
  • August 4 - Jacob Ethan's Birthday
  • August 21 - Grandma Dona's Birthday
  • August 22 - Gabe's Birthday
  • September 4 - Labor Day
  • September 17 - Grandma Dona & Grandpa Horace's Anniversary
  • October 2 - Tanya's Birthday
  • October 10 - Grandpa Dennis' Birthday
  • October 26 - Papa's Birthday
  • October 31 - Halloween
  • October 31 - Grandpa Ken's Birthday
  • November 8 - Uncle Bubba's Birthday
  • November 15 - Jenette's Birthday
  • November 23 - Happy Turkey Day
  • November 25 - Jen's hatching day
  • December 20 - Claudia's Birthday
  • December 24 - Christmas Eve
  • December 25 - Christmas Day
  • December 31 - New Years Eve
  • keep your closets clean! :)

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Wednesday, February 22, 2006

another.....Thursday Thirteen! :)



Thursday "it's all about" Thirteen of Jenette
(my eldest daughter)

1. has been my daughter since april 6, 1994....when i came into her life for GOOD. lol!
2. is a scorpio -- born november 15, 1987.
3. her current age is 18.....thinks she's 25.....mostly acts like she's 9.....ok, 10 (on good days...lol!)
4. is obsessed with shopping....especially for makeup & shoes (wonder where she gets that from?)
5. contracted hepatitis "A" when she was 5...and because her mother is such a loser, she didn't take her to the doctor until 8 days later. she had it full blown. and now can never donate blood cause her mother is a moron. (i have to get in my digs where i can, folks...lol!)
6. wants to go to college & study elementary education. she wants to be a 1st grade teacher! :)
7. cannot drive a car....no matter what she says. lol!!
8. is currently employed at Tar-jay.....she closes on most nights & likes to work CS. she's a workaholic. (which goes against everything she ever did as a kid...lol!!)
9. is a DIEHARD DODGER FAN!!! GO BLUE!!!
10. got a tattoo the day after her 18th birthday. its 3 stars. on her lower back. pink & blue. if you can't tell by my deadpanned description....i was/am not happy. but hell...she's 18 now.
11. was the SOLE reason for me becoming a mom....... (contrary to popular belief.....gives some of the BEST GD hugs on the planet!!)
12. is the proud owner of Mlle. Fifi Le Fleur. a very annoying, very obnoxious chihuahua. (as you can tell....i am not a fan of mlle. fifi.....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)
13. when coaxed properly....can make a WONDERFUL disco partner. (i don't think i was supposed to tell you all that....ooooops!)

Links to other Thursday Thirteens!

1. DC Roe....my babe
2.
Chris.....my twin
3.
Shannon
4. Suz
5. Harmonia
6.
doug
7. Uisce
8. Kelly
9. Laura

10. Kate
11. Kimmy
12. Karen
13. Courtney
14. D
15. Colleen
16. Caryn
17. Lucy


The purpose of the meme is to get to know everyone who participates a little bit better every Thursday. Visiting fellow Thirteeners is encouraged! If you participate, leave the link to your Thirteen in others comments. It’s easy, and fun! Be sure to update your Thirteen with links that are left for you, as well! I will link to everyone who participates and leaves a link to their 13 things. Trackbacks, pings, comment links accepted!

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