Welcome to the Criffs of Insanity! She's crass, she's loud, she's obnoxious....but she's got a neat & tidy linen closet. These are the rantings of Keebler Jen...careful...watch out for hot lava.
who am i? i'm a mom (got 5), a girlfriend (got 1), an ex-wife (got 1), a sister (got 2), a hell of a friend (got a few) & a should-have-been southern belle (will have a plantation one day...). i'm what you would call compulsive about my linen closet & i have an unnatural attachment to my cat fred.
1. has been my daughter since april 6, 1994....when i came into her life for GOOD. lol! 2. is a scorpio -- born november 15, 1987. 3. her current age is 18.....thinks she's 25.....mostly acts like she's 9.....ok, 10 (on good days...lol!) 4. is obsessed with shopping....especially for makeup & shoes (wonder where she gets that from?) 5. contracted hepatitis "A" when she was 5...and because her mother is such a loser, she didn't take her to the doctor until 8 days later. she had it full blown. and now can never donate blood cause her mother is a moron. (i have to get in my digs where i can, folks...lol!) 6. wants to go to college & study elementary education. she wants to be a 1st grade teacher! :) 7. cannot drive a car....no matter what she says. lol!! 8. is currently employed at Tar-jay.....she closes on most nights & likes to work CS. she's a workaholic. (which goes against everything she ever did as a kid...lol!!) 9. is a DIEHARD DODGER FAN!!! GO BLUE!!! 10. got a tattoo the day after her 18th birthday. its 3 stars. on her lower back. pink & blue. if you can't tell by my deadpanned description....i was/am not happy. but hell...she's 18 now. 11. was the SOLE reason for me becoming a mom....... (contrary to popular belief.....gives some of the BEST GD hugs on the planet!!) 12. is the proud owner of Mlle. Fifi Le Fleur. a very annoying, very obnoxious chihuahua. (as you can tell....i am not a fan of mlle. fifi.....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr) 13. when coaxed properly....can make a WONDERFUL disco partner. (i don't think i was supposed to tell you all that....ooooops!)
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