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Name: jeni
Location: Norwalk, California, United States

who am i? i'm a mom (got 5), a girlfriend (got 1), an ex-wife (got 1), a sister (got 2), a hell of a friend (got a few) & a should-have-been southern belle (will have a plantation one day...). i'm what you would call compulsive about my linen closet & i have an unnatural attachment to my cat fred.

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Prior Keebler Rants

  • A MAJOR DILEMMA
  • Thursday Thirteen.....
  • there is a storm brewing on the horizon....
  • 70 things....
  • wordless wednesday
  • a puzzler...
  • happy cupid day
  • anger....for me....
  • worry....for dc.....
  • Thursday Thirteen.....

Older Rants

  • November 2005
  • December 2005
  • January 2006
  • February 2006
  • March 2006
  • Books on my nightstand

  • The Historian - Elizabeth Kostova
  • A Time for Freedom - Lynne Cheney
  • Family--The ties that bind & gag! - Erma Bombeck
  • If life is a bowl of cherries...what am i doing in the pits? - Erma Bombeck
  • Rise, Let Us Be On Our Way - John Paul II
  • dates that are important to me

  • January 1 - New Years Day
  • January 4 - Daddy Henry's Birthday
  • January 20 - Grandma Maria's Birthday
  • January 20 - Aunt Kathe's Birthday
  • February 2 - Groundhog Day
  • February 5 - Super Bowl XL
  • February 11 - Thaddeus' Birthday
  • February 14 - Valentine's Day
  • March 17 - St. Patty's Day
  • March 29 - Grandpa Horace's Birthday
  • April 1 - April Fools Day
  • April 1 - Kristin's Birthday
  • April 4 - Lea Caroline's Birthday
  • May 1 - Auntie Kristin's Birthday
  • May 3 - Grandma Annie's Birthday
  • May 18 - Nana's Birthday
  • May 14 - Mother's Day
  • May 29 - Memorial Day
  • June 4 - Daddy Dale's Birthday
  • June 18 - Father's Day
  • July 4 - Independence Day
  • July 24 - Nana & Papa's Anniversary
  • August 4 - Jacob Ethan's Birthday
  • August 21 - Grandma Dona's Birthday
  • August 22 - Gabe's Birthday
  • September 4 - Labor Day
  • September 17 - Grandma Dona & Grandpa Horace's Anniversary
  • October 2 - Tanya's Birthday
  • October 10 - Grandpa Dennis' Birthday
  • October 26 - Papa's Birthday
  • October 31 - Halloween
  • October 31 - Grandpa Ken's Birthday
  • November 8 - Uncle Bubba's Birthday
  • November 15 - Jenette's Birthday
  • November 23 - Happy Turkey Day
  • November 25 - Jen's hatching day
  • December 20 - Claudia's Birthday
  • December 24 - Christmas Eve
  • December 25 - Christmas Day
  • December 31 - New Years Eve
  • keep your closets clean! :)

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Friday, February 17, 2006

please tune in....

....now, most of you in the blogosphere know that d. challener & i are an item. like we really hide it from public view. lol!! we are best friends (since 87) & just so happen to be afianced. cohabitors, roomies, cuddle bugs. you get the idea. ;)

anywho....i know that my opinion is a biased one. but i can (on most occasions) give a completely unbiased opinion of practically anything. just ask my kids. sometimes i can be brutally honest. i've been told that its because i'm a sagittarius. (finally something that i can't blame on my mother...lol) the archer has the tendency to be blunt & to the point....and usually wind up with either the left, right or (as its happened to me before) both feet planted firmly within our teeth. i've stepped on more toes than i can count & i'm sure i've bruised an ego or two in my short tenure here on the 3rd rock from the sun.

i am the first editor on any of dale's pieces. i am also the most sharpest of his critics.

if its crap, i tell him so.
if it needs tweaking, i tell him so.
if it needs to be retooled, i tell him so.
if its excellent just the way it is, i tell him so. but usually in a hushed voice, so as not to inflate his ego; it cannot be larger than mine, cause after all....it's all about me. (sorry twin.)

so here's the deal-io, the low-down, the haps, the 411.

you've got to check out his latest work Run For Your Afterlife.

being an avid reader as well as a semi-devout, quasi-practicing roman catholic -- this story had me laughing my ass off. and i don't let my laugh or my ass go for a lot....well, not anymore. this piece is wonderfully written & terribly funny. i can just imagine dale sitting up on a cloud, way off to the side....doing some angel watching. he's got an incredible knack for becoming his character.

i giggle everytime i think about poor basil.

but you should read the story to find out why i giggle.

please give my sweetie a look-see. he'd appreciate it & i'd be ever grateful.

and it would look good on your heavenly resume!

posted by jeni at 6:12 PM

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