Welcome to the Criffs of Insanity! She's crass, she's loud, she's obnoxious....but she's got a neat & tidy linen closet. These are the rantings of Keebler Jen...careful...watch out for hot lava.
who am i? i'm a mom (got 5), a girlfriend (got 1), an ex-wife (got 1), a sister (got 2), a hell of a friend (got a few) & a should-have-been southern belle (will have a plantation one day...). i'm what you would call compulsive about my linen closet & i have an unnatural attachment to my cat fred.
i don't know my RSS feed (i still haven't a clue WTF it is...) but dale will get it & update this post in a little bit. please change all your links for me? thanks a million! :)
(yes....i stole my boyfriend's template...since he hasn't made me one. but tweaked it a little for me....)
"Arthur glanced around him once more, and then down at himself, at the sweaty disheveled clothes he had been lying in the mud in on Thursday morning. 'I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle,' he muttered to himself."
–Douglas Adams Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Thursday "it's all about" 13 of Claudia. (my 2nd eldest daughter)
1. was born on december 20, 1995...making her a cusp baby sagittarius/capricorn. 2. that being said, she's 10.....going on 13. (my worst fears are coming true) 3. still keeps her blankie that she came home from the hospital with. (its the binkie) 4. is very much a girly-girl....pink, barbies, baby-dolls...the like. (much to my chagrin) 5. love to dance & sing....although she's totally uncoordinated & can't do either well. (i would never tell her that though...) 6. is getting into her own music....gwen, hillary & lindsay. (good lord....the TEEN years are coming!!) 7. loves playing soccer & being on the school CC team....but HATES to run. (i know...my daughter...the conundrum..) 8. is my twin. in physical beauty, vocal talents & deep within our souls. wanna know who i was as a kid...check out claudia! :) 9. thinks that i'm the funniest person on the planet. (she doesn't get out much...i know...) 10. for being a slobby person....is one of the cleanest people i know. (she's addicted to taking showers...lol!) 11. thinks of herself as "Jr. Mom" and plays her part to a "T". (and the others do NOT appreciate the devotion she puts into her role...lol!) 12. talks in her sleep.....A LOT. also drools. (god, she's going to kill me...lol! i think she gets it from her father's side...) 13. is also a lovely disco dancer.....i think with her sister's assistance! :).
Links to other Thursday Thirteens!(leave your link in comments, I'll add you here!)