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Name: jeni
Location: Norwalk, California, United States

who am i? i'm a mom (got 5), a girlfriend (got 1), an ex-wife (got 1), a sister (got 2), a hell of a friend (got a few) & a should-have-been southern belle (will have a plantation one day...). i'm what you would call compulsive about my linen closet & i have an unnatural attachment to my cat fred.

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Prior Keebler Rants

  • shocked?!?!?!?!?
  • what is wrong...
  • oscar worthy?
  • CALLING ALL GEEKS!!!
  • it's.....Thursday Thirteen....again! :)
  • the dusting
  • technical difficulties
  • another.....Thursday Thirteen! :)
  • for you, mom
  • please tune in....

Older Rants

  • November 2005
  • December 2005
  • January 2006
  • February 2006
  • March 2006
  • Books on my nightstand

  • The Historian - Elizabeth Kostova
  • A Time for Freedom - Lynne Cheney
  • Family--The ties that bind & gag! - Erma Bombeck
  • If life is a bowl of cherries...what am i doing in the pits? - Erma Bombeck
  • Rise, Let Us Be On Our Way - John Paul II
  • dates that are important to me

  • January 1 - New Years Day
  • January 4 - Daddy Henry's Birthday
  • January 20 - Grandma Maria's Birthday
  • January 20 - Aunt Kathe's Birthday
  • February 2 - Groundhog Day
  • February 5 - Super Bowl XL
  • February 11 - Thaddeus' Birthday
  • February 14 - Valentine's Day
  • March 17 - St. Patty's Day
  • March 29 - Grandpa Horace's Birthday
  • April 1 - April Fools Day
  • April 1 - Kristin's Birthday
  • April 4 - Lea Caroline's Birthday
  • May 1 - Auntie Kristin's Birthday
  • May 3 - Grandma Annie's Birthday
  • May 18 - Nana's Birthday
  • May 14 - Mother's Day
  • May 29 - Memorial Day
  • June 4 - Daddy Dale's Birthday
  • June 18 - Father's Day
  • July 4 - Independence Day
  • July 24 - Nana & Papa's Anniversary
  • August 4 - Jacob Ethan's Birthday
  • August 21 - Grandma Dona's Birthday
  • August 22 - Gabe's Birthday
  • September 4 - Labor Day
  • September 17 - Grandma Dona & Grandpa Horace's Anniversary
  • October 2 - Tanya's Birthday
  • October 10 - Grandpa Dennis' Birthday
  • October 26 - Papa's Birthday
  • October 31 - Halloween
  • October 31 - Grandpa Ken's Birthday
  • November 8 - Uncle Bubba's Birthday
  • November 15 - Jenette's Birthday
  • November 23 - Happy Turkey Day
  • November 25 - Jen's hatching day
  • December 20 - Claudia's Birthday
  • December 24 - Christmas Eve
  • December 25 - Christmas Day
  • December 31 - New Years Eve
  • keep your closets clean! :)

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Thursday, March 09, 2006

its another....Thursday 13!!

(yes....i stole my boyfriend's template...since he hasn't made me one. but tweaked it a little for me....)



"Arthur glanced around him once more, and then down at himself, at the sweaty disheveled clothes he had been lying in the mud in on Thursday morning. 'I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle,' he muttered to himself."
–Douglas Adams
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Thursday "it's all about" 13 of Claudia.
(my 2nd eldest daughter)

1. was born on december 20, 1995...making her a cusp baby sagittarius/capricorn.
2. that being said, she's 10.....going on 13. (my worst fears are coming true)
3. still keeps her blankie that she came home from the hospital with. (its the binkie)
4. is very much a girly-girl....pink, barbies, baby-dolls...the like. (much to my chagrin)
5. love to dance & sing....although she's totally uncoordinated & can't do either well. (i would never tell her that though...)
6. is getting into her own music....gwen, hillary & lindsay. (good lord....the TEEN years are coming!!)
7. loves playing soccer & being on the school CC team....but HATES to run. (i know...my daughter...the conundrum..)
8. is my twin. in physical beauty, vocal talents & deep within our souls. wanna know who i was as a kid...check out claudia! :)
9. thinks that i'm the funniest person on the planet. (she doesn't get out much...i know...)
10. for being a slobby person....is one of the cleanest people i know. (she's addicted to taking showers...lol!)
11. thinks of herself as "Jr. Mom" and plays her part to a "T". (and the others do NOT appreciate the devotion she puts into her role...lol!)
12. talks in her sleep.....A LOT. also drools. (god, she's going to kill me...lol! i think she gets it from her father's side...)
13. is also a lovely disco dancer.....i think with her sister's assistance! :).

Links to other Thursday Thirteens! (leave your link in comments, I'll add you here!)

DC Roe...the babe
Caryn
Chickadee
Chris....the twin
Colleen
Courtney
Karen
Kimmy



Laura
Nello
Shannon
Suz
Whiskey Talking
Harmonia
doug
Kate
D
Lucy


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