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Name: jeni
Location: Norwalk, California, United States

who am i? i'm a mom (got 5), a girlfriend (got 1), an ex-wife (got 1), a sister (got 2), a hell of a friend (got a few) & a should-have-been southern belle (will have a plantation one day...). i'm what you would call compulsive about my linen closet & i have an unnatural attachment to my cat fred.

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Prior Keebler Rants

  • the dusting
  • technical difficulties
  • another.....Thursday Thirteen! :)
  • for you, mom
  • please tune in....
  • A MAJOR DILEMMA
  • Thursday Thirteen.....
  • there is a storm brewing on the horizon....
  • 70 things....
  • wordless wednesday

Older Rants

  • November 2005
  • December 2005
  • January 2006
  • February 2006
  • March 2006
  • Books on my nightstand

  • The Historian - Elizabeth Kostova
  • A Time for Freedom - Lynne Cheney
  • Family--The ties that bind & gag! - Erma Bombeck
  • If life is a bowl of cherries...what am i doing in the pits? - Erma Bombeck
  • Rise, Let Us Be On Our Way - John Paul II
  • dates that are important to me

  • January 1 - New Years Day
  • January 4 - Daddy Henry's Birthday
  • January 20 - Grandma Maria's Birthday
  • January 20 - Aunt Kathe's Birthday
  • February 2 - Groundhog Day
  • February 5 - Super Bowl XL
  • February 11 - Thaddeus' Birthday
  • February 14 - Valentine's Day
  • March 17 - St. Patty's Day
  • March 29 - Grandpa Horace's Birthday
  • April 1 - April Fools Day
  • April 1 - Kristin's Birthday
  • April 4 - Lea Caroline's Birthday
  • May 1 - Auntie Kristin's Birthday
  • May 3 - Grandma Annie's Birthday
  • May 18 - Nana's Birthday
  • May 14 - Mother's Day
  • May 29 - Memorial Day
  • June 4 - Daddy Dale's Birthday
  • June 18 - Father's Day
  • July 4 - Independence Day
  • July 24 - Nana & Papa's Anniversary
  • August 4 - Jacob Ethan's Birthday
  • August 21 - Grandma Dona's Birthday
  • August 22 - Gabe's Birthday
  • September 4 - Labor Day
  • September 17 - Grandma Dona & Grandpa Horace's Anniversary
  • October 2 - Tanya's Birthday
  • October 10 - Grandpa Dennis' Birthday
  • October 26 - Papa's Birthday
  • October 31 - Halloween
  • October 31 - Grandpa Ken's Birthday
  • November 8 - Uncle Bubba's Birthday
  • November 15 - Jenette's Birthday
  • November 23 - Happy Turkey Day
  • November 25 - Jen's hatching day
  • December 20 - Claudia's Birthday
  • December 24 - Christmas Eve
  • December 25 - Christmas Day
  • December 31 - New Years Eve
  • keep your closets clean! :)

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Thursday, March 02, 2006

it's.....Thursday Thirteen....again! :)



Thursday "it's all about" Thirteen of Gabe
(my eldest son)

1. was born on August 22, 1997....which makes him a leo. (grrrrrrr....baby!)
2. had a head so large (i'm not being mean....it's true!) that he couldn't sit up on his own until he was almost 5 months old. it was (ok, i'll be honest....it still is) a big old noggin.
3. suffers from Aspergers Syndrome. which is a mild form of autism. which loosely translates into he's smart as a whip, but appears standoffish about it.
4. even though he's only 8, he's already had 24 stitches in his lifetime. (he's a really klutzy kid.)
5. is a MASTER at the gamecube. and i do mean master. I even go to him for game help. (yes, he's addicted.....::SIGH::)
6. is quite an accomplished artist for 8. he can always be found making mom a picture of dinosaurs, dragons or spiderman. (yeah...i know....weird selection....)
7. is currently on a 5th grade reading level. and the kicker?? he doesn't read all that much. (ok, so, i brag about my kids accomplishments...)
8. has a girlfriend. although i'm not really sure HOW at this point. (this kid has a hard time asking me to go outside....much less asking a girl to be his.....weird)
9. has been a spiderman addict since, i think, conception. (he totally reminds me of my brother)
10. has a weird attachment to small stuffed animals. he loves them. sometimes, i'll admit, its creepy. (ok....really creepy)
11. is an "irish twin" of his older sister, claudia (who will be on the next edition of TT). they are 18 months apart.
12. desperately wants a puppy....but is going to have to wait until we move. (and maybe until fifi kicks the bucket :) )
13. was my best surprise baby. they said he was a girl....for every ultrasound. his name was supposed to be Robin Michelle. (he still giggles about this factoid.)


Links to other Thursday Thirteens!

1. DC Roe....my babe
2.
Chris.....my twin
3.
Shannon
4. Suz
5. Harmonia
6.
doug
7. Uisce
8. Kelly
9. Laura

10. Kate
11. Kimmy
12. Karen
13. Courtney
14. D
15. Colleen
16. Caryn
17. Lucy


The purpose of the meme is to get to know everyone who participates a little bit better every Thursday. Visiting fellow Thirteeners is encouraged! If you participate, leave the link to your Thirteen in others comments. It’s easy, and fun! Be sure to update your Thirteen with links that are left for you, as well! I will link to everyone who participates and leaves a link to their 13 things. Trackbacks, pings, comment links accepted!

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